Lunar Rabbit in America Chapter 35: April Fools Event

[stop_it_tewi]

...

Is anybody else having problems with the phone lately?

... hello?

((Forward dated to April 1st obviously))

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Voice

[brbpouncingyou]

"Hello?" Is that all, Reisen?

[stop_it_tewi]

E-eh...?! Allan? Is that you?

[brbpouncingyou]

No, it's the tooth fairy.

Does Mayfield even have a tooth fairy? It should, then it'd be even better. But anyway.

Yes, it's me.

[stop_it_tewi]

Ah... it's... been awhile...

Tooth fairy...?

[brbpouncingyou]

Yeah, tooth fairy. Sparkly little thing that collects teeth? You know?

How've you been? Mayfield been treating you well? It obviously has been, but still. I'm curious!

[stop_it_tewi]

I've... been okay, off and on, I guess. There hasn't been an Event in Mayfield for awhile now, so... Unless this counts... Did you get brought back, Allan?

... ... I've never heard of the tooth fairy before.

[brbpouncingyou]

The tooth fairy's a bitch, anyway.

[[Sigh.]]

I don't know, Reisen. All I know is that I want to be back in Mayfield, but I don't think I can do that.

[stop_it_tewi]

... you... want back...?

Then again... your world was...

[brbpouncingyou]

...Yeah. Mayfield's a better place to live, Reisen.

[stop_it_tewi]

... for you, I guess... but you're sounding kind of weird right now...?

[brbpouncingyou]

Weird? How so?

[stop_it_tewi]

Mayfield is a "better place to live"... that sounds like something a drone would say...

[brbpouncingyou]

...But it is a better place to live.

[stop_it_tewi]

... please stop saying that, it sounds weird coming from you like that...

[brbpouncingyou]

I don't want to lie to you, Reisen. Mayfield's better than home.

[stop_it_tewi]

A-ah...

((Because yeah Allan's world sucks and is all zombehs))