My Alien (RayK/Turnbull) R+

[zeenell]

Title: My Alien
Author: monroe_nell
rating: C for cracktackular (high R, maybe?)
Pairing: RayK/T'rnb'll
word count: 1992
Author Notes: Because every fandom needs sex pollen. And aliens.
Beta'ed by the lovely akamine_chan.
Prompt: Freshly Mowed Grass

Comments

[andeincascade]

This is not my pairing, or any of my pairings, but this is spectacular! \crack/

[zeenell]

*cackles* It's not my pairing either, but, as akamine_chan said when I first proposed the idea - there's something about turnbull that screams tentacles.

I had morals. I totally didn't go with the part of the idea that had Turnbull's tentacles releasing sex!pollen. Nor did I add in 'alien growths'.

I seem to have a niche as a crack writer. Who woulda thunk it?

[akite]

Hee! Now we know why Turnbull seemed so other worldly. He was! With tentacles and everything!

[zeenell]

I know!

It's the best explanation for some of his behaviors... *g*

Plus, tentacles make everything better!

[ifreet]

You are the best kind of crazy. I like the parallel story structure, and that's a fabulous last line!

[zeenell]

*snickers* Is this the part where I shamefully admit that i couldn't bring myself to adding the tentacles into the fun part? Or that I couldn't make myself make his tentacles releasing sex!pollen?

*headtilts* Parallel story structure is sexy - it's kind of my weakness with fics. Well, that and crack!fic and other interesting structure ideas...

[shayheyred]

Okay, this is seriously brilliant, and charmingly perverse. All in all, I'd say it's a resounding success. Or, as we say on our planet, "Gretmo'gggph!th!"

[zeenell]

On my planet, Gretmo'gggph!th! means "Get off my lawn, you damn teenage hooligans!"

*g*

I'm so glad you liked it!

[aingeal8c]

Your brain = evil genius level.

[zeenell]

Yes, I am an evil genius, but at least I'm not writing Fraser as raised by librarians wolves who can KILL WITH THEIR MINDS!

Er, that is - glad you liked it!