Comments | stop_drop_porn: The Two Gentlemen of Chicago (AKA Scenes From A Cheesy Porn Film).

bjohan57 in stop_drop_porn

The Two Gentlemen of Chicago (AKA Scenes From A Cheesy Porn Film).

Jun 05, 2006 17:05

Words: 2,566
Pairing: F/K. RayK third-person POV.
Warnings: AU…very AU for one of them. This comes under the warning of "cheap and cheerful" fiction.
Rating: Why, U of course. Get your children and grandmother to read this.

I tag missapocalyptic, as we share a deep appreciation for the wonder that is Geoffrey Tennant and his ass.

( You’ve been watching Pretty Woman, haven’t you? )

Comments 26

brooklinegirl June 5 2006, 16:25:54 UTC

omg, yay, you are QUICK. *heads off to read*

(psst - can you put the tag for missapocalyptic outside the cut-tag, so she's sure to see it?)

bjohan57 June 5 2006, 16:28:06 UTC

All doneski.

;) Thanks for the reminder!

brooklinegirl June 5 2006, 16:41:31 UTC

omg, dude. dude. This was AWESOME. you made Fraser a believable hooker. I think I love you. I was cracking up through this whole thing. ONLY Fraser could be the polite naked guy. And he manages to look PRIM. And the details:

I promised myself after the last incident that...”

*giggles* I am DYING to know what happened last time.

omg, this whole thing was hot and brilliant. YAY.

bjohan57 June 5 2006, 16:54:14 UTC

Thank you very much, I'm glad you liked it.

The 'last incident' line. Well, whether he is a Mountie or a hooker, he's still Fraser LOL

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bjohan57 June 5 2006, 18:19:59 UTC

You win. You win at everything.

Thank you, hehe. I just wish my bank manager agreed with you ;)

akite June 5 2006, 17:11:52 UTC

“Look, you’re not gonna tell my mom are you? I haven’t had sex since Labor Day.”

This totally cracked me up. This line too: “$45? Jeez. No, no, just this will be ok. Man, I shoulda ordered onion rings.” No, Ray what you ordered was way better than onion rings. Hee!

missapocalyptic June 5 2006, 17:38:41 UTC

“Stanley isn’t manly! Stanley isn’t manly!”. After he changed his name, he was still jeered with “Ray is gay! Ray is gay!”.

*falls off chair laughing* Poor Ray...

Also: Gaaaaaaahhhh!!! Porn. All right. I can do it *runs off* Uhm... strangecobwebs, are you there? Ready, steady, go!

Is there anyone out here, who doesn't appreaciate Geoffrey Tennants ass? O.O

strangecobwebs June 5 2006, 20:12:17 UTC

Send it along when you're ready! :D

missapocalyptic June 5 2006, 21:16:56 UTC

Fuck, now you mulct me off my only subterfuge ;)