[Wow, congratulations, Wally. You scared the crap out of her. She shrieks in response and holds her chest because her heart rate probably increased a hundred times over. How is she going to survive this month?]
YOU KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO YELL SO LOUDLY! I am literally, like, ten feet away from you!
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Wait.]
Marriage?!
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The bracelet was weird though. Really snug...
Walking into his new living space for the month, anyway.]
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Looks at Artemis and then at the banner.
Then back to Artemis. Then back to the banner...]
Wrong apartment.
[So he'll just leave now....]
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[Opens mouth....
....closes it.]
[This was definitely the right apartment.]
Something.... isn't right here.
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[Wait a minute... Winning a marriage. Wally barging into apparently the right apartment.
Something is definitely not right.]
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Oh.
OH?!]
No. Nonononono NO. NO. This is not happening! This is not real life!
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Not saying anything.
Because he has absolutely no idea what to say.]
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Buries her face in her hands because seriously.]
This is really happening. I...can't believe this.
[BEYOND DISGRUNTLED RIGHT NOW.]
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Light bulb!]
ARTEMIS!
[Jumping off the couch... probably yelling louder than necessary.]
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YOU KNOW YOU REALLY HAVE TO YELL SO LOUDLY! I am literally, like, ten feet away from you!
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Uh... sorry.
I just wanted to say, it can't possibly be a real marriage right? I mean... we were lead here by a piece of paper, right?
...that makes sense doesn't it?
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This better not be real. Or I'm going to find whoever did this.
...that does make sense, though. I think this is could be a really, really stupid trial or something.
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...
Wait, what would you do to the person who did this?!
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[Sorry he imagined her ramming an arrow through their eyeball or something.]
... completely uncool. ButIcallbedroom!
[Abusing his powers? Never.]
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