An ode to Clone High
Good god, it's still funny.
"Stamos! Damn him and his jet-black hair and award-winning smile! Oh I'm a failure! A failure! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car it's a mess. I'm a mess. I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home, every time! All I want is a free sandwich. STAMOS!"
"Stamos! Damn him and his jet-black hair and award-winning smile! Oh I'm a failure! A failure! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car it's a mess. I'm a mess. I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home, every time! All I want is a free sandwich. STAMOS!"