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[stonyfaced]

A bloody vampire. I woke up as a bloody vampire. Complete with the blasted red lined cloak and the stupid shiny shoes and the sodding widows peak. I'm not just a vampire, I'm a traditional one. It's like whoever the hell's in charge of this thing asked me what I'd like to turn into the least

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have some barely recognizable handwriting

[beforerossum]

We have blood!

[stonyfaced]

Most people have b[SCRIBBLE. That word felt okay a few comments ago, but every time he writes it, it gets harder to write it. Oh hell.] blood. Who's this?

[beforerossum]

Genius. I meant at medical. We have a blood bank.

[stonyfaced]

Ah. You must have turned into a kid, eh? Your writing's looking a bit blocky.

I figured as much, but I figure that stuff ought to be saved for those who have a tendency of losing blood every few days. I'm going to see if I can make do with what's at the butcher's.

[beforerossum]

Yup. Rick found me a bigger pen but it's still hard to write.

IThey can always get more from volunteers. Drinking animal blood is gross! It could have diseases.

[stonyfaced]

I think drinking human blood is a sight worse, Genius. And somehow, I doubt most diseases will do much against vampires.

[beforerossum]

Why? I test all of it. No diseases! 'S not like I have to watch you drink it.

[stonyfaced]

Cannibalism isn't something I ever want to be a part of, even if its' only blood.

[...which makes him think of Fenrir. Great, two squick buttons at the same time.]

[beforerossum]

Ewwww. I didn't look at it like THAT.

Are you sure animal blood will work?

[stonyfaced]

No. I'm not too sure of anything right about now, but if it doesn't work, I suppose I'll know in a hurry.