avril lavegne
okay, so i have some complaining to do. i thought after seeing avril's latest video, don't tell me, that that was the worst thing to ever happen in music. she walks around being all tough behind a guy's back, telling him about how she's not going to give up her virginity to him or some crazy shit. (honestly i don't think he wants her virginity. hes walking away from her!! and shes the one following him. riiight. dumb skank, she just likes the attention.) but then, i decided to get online and look at the lyrics. that was a mistake. i'm mad at the world now. look at some of these. i think maybe stories never told could give her some lyric-writing lessons. vomit!
You held my hand and walked me home I know/ While you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh
that is just stupid. it looks like she was in kindergarten and she couldnt think of anything to rhyme with know. like when you have to make something rhyme with orange. growl.
Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck/Will get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget
do nect and forget rhyme? UHM, no. and also that is funny because in the video they don't let her say "get in my pants" but they do let her say ass. okay. also, i don't really see her kicking anyones ass. i mean she acts all tough, but you know in real life shes a preppy type oh my god i broke a nail girl.
Get out of my head, get off of my bed, yeah thats what I said
okay so shes gotten better with rhyming. but thats a little much. its pathetic!! tear.
At the end of the video, she floats up into the sky. and of course that is followed by making an 'emo face'. the kind where you can tell that the person is trying to be 'emo'. it really makes me want to vomit. and then eat it. i mean shes just not talented. and the image that shes trying to pull off makes me embarrassed of our generation. i say we assassinate her!! rarr!
on a happier more bearably note:
I love you. do you love me? check yes or no.
o Yes o No
Can i have your cookie at lunch? check yes or no.
o Yes o No
sorry for the long post, you can kill me later. wink wink!
You held my hand and walked me home I know/ While you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh
that is just stupid. it looks like she was in kindergarten and she couldnt think of anything to rhyme with know. like when you have to make something rhyme with orange. growl.
Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck/Will get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget
do nect and forget rhyme? UHM, no. and also that is funny because in the video they don't let her say "get in my pants" but they do let her say ass. okay. also, i don't really see her kicking anyones ass. i mean she acts all tough, but you know in real life shes a preppy type oh my god i broke a nail girl.
Get out of my head, get off of my bed, yeah thats what I said
okay so shes gotten better with rhyming. but thats a little much. its pathetic!! tear.
At the end of the video, she floats up into the sky. and of course that is followed by making an 'emo face'. the kind where you can tell that the person is trying to be 'emo'. it really makes me want to vomit. and then eat it. i mean shes just not talented. and the image that shes trying to pull off makes me embarrassed of our generation. i say we assassinate her!! rarr!
on a happier more bearably note:
I love you. do you love me? check yes or no.
o Yes o No
Can i have your cookie at lunch? check yes or no.
o Yes o No
sorry for the long post, you can kill me later. wink wink!