1. I really need an agent to take a chance on my sense of humor. I say this after putting the final tweaks on a Tu-Pac/California Love joke about the Book of Mormon's "people." (It makes sense in context.)
2. I really need a nanny. Or a live in bartender.
3. I really need a giant plate of salty French fries.
4. I really need a big ol' glass of wine. (I get to have that, though! Happy Hour in 15 minutes.)
5. I really need to stop beating myself up all the time. For example: I actually did accomplish things today, even if I did laze about for a portion of it. Also, I'm looking super cute today, and I NEVER compliment my looks, because that makes me feel weird and uncomfortable.
6. I really need to get over that last one because I'm okay and you're okay. *head desk*
7. I really need to know you are having a good day! And if not, watch this and then you really need to let yourself smile. :D