memory lane - tales of a former Mormon part a billion

Aug 02, 2012 11:49

So, Nine Inch Nails "Closer" just came on my playlist, and oh, how I loved that song when it came out. Which happened to be when I was in college in Utah. ( oh the shameful looks I was cast... )

navel gazing, stoney doesn't suck, mormons

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[1/2] stoney321 August 2 2012, 17:24:27 UTC
HAHAHA YAY!!!

We do like meat on bones down here, yes we do. Which I LOVE, TOO. In the words of Patton Oswald, "I don't want to fuck a box kite."

The Tale of Snoop Dogg and The Chronic, by LauraOne of my jobs during the summers when I was in college (for I had many crazy jobs over the years) was working in the Grand Tetons. A professor was a fly-fishing instructor over the summer and got me the job. The BFF also worked there ( ... )

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[2/2] stoney321 August 2 2012, 17:30:31 UTC
And it was awesome. It was Fuck the Police but funky. You know this. Anyway! I bought the album myself at Christmas, it hadn't really hit the airwaves yet, and I felt dope as hale ( ... )

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evamagick August 2 2012, 18:51:45 UTC
YAY! I love your Mormon stories. Probably because it's the exact opposite of everything I've ever experience and I Just Don't Get It. Thanks!

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stoney321 August 2 2012, 18:59:32 UTC
Sometimes I remember this stuff and wonder if it was some sort of fever dream. Then my BFF tells me NOPE, IT HAPPENED and I'm shocked all over again.

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lynnenne August 2 2012, 18:52:12 UTC
You are STILL built like a brick shit house. You can spam my FB with your boobs anytime.

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stoney321 August 2 2012, 19:00:04 UTC
Aww, thanks Miss Lynne! I WILL GET ON THAT, THEN. ;D

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serenelystrange August 2 2012, 20:31:14 UTC
I want to be you when I grow up, :)

Lol, ok, I'm already grown. But still. I love your stories!

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stoney321 August 2 2012, 21:19:35 UTC
Haha, I'm glad to hear it! :D

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dareu2beme August 2 2012, 20:49:38 UTC
wow. I can -kind- of relate. Growing up in a conservative Christian family/community and trying to be all 'awesome' but still fly under family's radar.

Anyway, I love your stories.

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stoney321 August 2 2012, 21:20:45 UTC
Fundies have a lot of similarities, don't we? The shaming, the control... Feh.

But I am glad you enjoyed this! Goodness knows I've been cracking up remembering some of these weird stories.

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dareu2beme August 2 2012, 22:08:13 UTC
My grandfather was VERY upset with me when I dyed my hair black in Grade 12.... lol

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