I could use another massage. HEY LIFE: SLOW DOWN.
I have had an incredibly ridiculous past 36 hours and plan on making sweet, sweet love to a bottle of wine shortly. It's happy hour somewhere.
The Glee recap was up last night by 10:30 (pats self on the back) and let me just tell you how freaking delicious the cocktail is: it's a flaming margarita body shot. WHAT?! YEAH. So get on over there ( Read more... )
The Glee recap was up last night by 10:30 (pats self on the back) and let me just tell you how freaking delicious the cocktail is: it's a flaming margarita body shot. WHAT?! YEAH. So get on over there ( Read more... )
Two AM, I am woken up by Jake screaming for me. I run into his bathroom and there is blood EVERYWHERE. Mirror, carpet, his shirt, fucking EVERYWHERE. He gets bloody noses sometimes, and he usually takes care of them by himself- but this, this looked like a fucking MURDER scene.
So I get an ice pack and a towel and I sit him down and pinch his nose and hold the ice pack there etc etc. But it keeps bleeding. So at some point I call Maze to get me another towel. He can't find any in our closet, so he goes to look where Jake keeps his, under the sink. And under the sink is haf a dozen towels TRASHED and stinky from when Jake had that stomach thing BECAUSE HE THREW UP ON THEM THEN STUFFED THEM UNDER HIS SINK.
Blood. Puke. Nasty smells. TEEN AGED BOYS OMG KILL ME NOW I WILL NOT MAKE IT TO AGED 19.
*sigh*
He's fine now. UNTIL I KILL HIM.
Hi, L. <3
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THEY ARE SO FILTHY OMG. Why are they so filthy?! I would prefer the abuse of Axe Body Spray if it meant no more horrendous laundry surprises.
HI D HI! <3 <3
(And I know that cinnamon stops bleeding, but I don't know if Kidlet should snort it? Lol.)
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THEY ARE SO FILTHY BECAUSE PENIS.
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WHY IS PENIS SO DIRTY?! Lift and scrub, boys. LIFT AND SCRUB.
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IDK. It's like he hit puberty and was suddenly replaced by an alien. A FILTHY SMELLY ALIEN.
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