Jersey Shore, where I rewrite what actually happened with Snooki and Deena and turn them into superhero CIA operatives and
Project Runway, where I have no idea, because I've not had a free moment to watch this new season, but Mel is always hilarious.
ION, I have a gaggle of 10 year olds over talking about junk food and how all of their pets died. =/ I'm hiding in my room reading the WORST fanfiction ever. Okay, it's not the worst, as long time flisters know I used to specialize in finding the worst of the worst, but it came HIGHLY recommended and I now question the mental health of everyone who heaped praise on this dreck. (I have to see how it ends, it's so BAFFLING.)