But I actually HATE sitcoms like I Love Lucy

[stoney321]

I really hated that show. I hate those "oh noes, we've gone from bad situation to worse, hurr!" stuff and why? BECAUSE IT HAPPENS IN MY LIFE. Exhibit A

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[kita0610]

Holy crap,L.

I do not even. Uhm. Want some of Maze's stuff?

[stoney321]

YES PLEASE.
I just crawled through the closet and garage following every wire I could find that connects to this and unscrewed it. Jesus Jumped Up Cristobal.

[a_mistletoe]

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I'm having a gin and tonic on your behalf. It's the least I could do. Do not dye your hair red on the strength of this experience. Or marry anyone pretending to be called Ricky. Waaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[stoney321]

DRINK THREE MORE, PLEASE.

Also, I really need these extra kids to go home. That's just adding to the stress. OH, now that the power is back on, I can raise the garage door and get the car out! <-- this has been my morning. Yeah.

[enigmaticblues]

You really can't make shit like that up. No one would believe you.

But you know, it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Have some wine.

[stoney321]

I would like to LIKE your comment.

HORNETS. Hornets.

[a2zmom]

I think the sex phone line was my favorite part.

The only way the world could make this up to you is by sending you a large unexpected sum of money. And a cabana boy.

[stoney321]

I had to dial it three times just to make sure I wasn't going crazy. Crazier. You know what I mean.

I approve your plan, and would like to form a committee to sign it into action.

[wickedsin]

throw in a fully stocked tropical island and I'll volunteer for this committee

[tabaqui]

Good lord! That waaaaaaaay trumps my smoke detectors going off every time i use the oven.

Have a better day!

[stoney321]

If I could just get my shoulders to drop from around my ears, I'd be mostly fine.