I have never in my life created a more serious poll.

[stoney321]

Srs. SOPHIE'S CHOICE TIME.

Poll In the name of your GOD, take this poll!!!Seriously you guys, this is so important, I can't even. (And the first person that COMPLAINS ABOUT or CHASTISES ME for leaving something out of this stupid thing is getting publicly mocked by yours truly

Comments

[elizardbits]

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THE PUDDING YOU OPPRESSOR

[stoney321]

DAMMIT LIZ. Go sit in the corner. DO IT. No banana sticker for good behavior today, young lady.

[elizardbits]

I don't care as long as my corner has PUDDING okay

[stoney321]

NO. That is your punishment for COMPLAINING like a needy, spoiled child. I AM NOT THAT MOTHER. I am the cold, croo-elle mother that makes her children long to run away. SO THEY CAN LIVE IN PUDDING WORLD.

[menomegirl]

No multiiple choice!?!?! You made me choose fudge over cheesecake and brownies! ARGGG!!!!!!!!

*traumatized for life*

[vermin_nz]

I had the same problem...fudge, brownies and cheesecake...talk about a tough choice! At which point I thought about Russian fudge, chocolate brownie and cheesecake; if they were all on a plate and I could only have one, which one would I grab? Okay, so I should probably either grab the whole plate and run, or remember my waist - or lack thereof - and skip the lot...but hey, Laura mentioned fudge. A good Russian fudge is hard to resist.

[menomegirl]

I know! Hard poll is hard. *le sigh*

Russian fudge? Ooooooh do you have a recipe for that?

[stoney321]

SUCK IT, HATER.

I AM A DECIDER. THIS POLL IS FOR DECISION MAKERS. I should totally name this the Sophie's Choice poll.

[fishwithfeet]

Cake over pie unless it's pumpkin and then all bets are off.

[stoney321]

THAT IS NOT A DECISION.

Obv. you meant to click PIE THEN. I am forceful. I AM A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.

[fishwithfeet]

But no! I am IMMOVABLE. Actually, if I could just get the pumpkin custard and no crust, that'd be swellllllll.

But otherwise cake. With LOTS of frosting. And maybe ONLY the frosting. Where I dip pretzels on crummy days. Which is SO not healthy but OH so sweet and sugary delicious.

[pghbekka]

OK but what about pumpkin pie ICECREAM which is OMG better than pumpkin pie ALL THE TIME!

[stoney321]

OH MY GOD YOU JUST MADE THE GROSSEST PIE EVER. I like pie, btw. I LOVE CAKE. Oh, and Grasshopper pie - isn't that a chocolate crumb crust and minty filling?

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS IN MY POLL, I need to know who can shoot their children in the FACE if it comes down to it in the Zombie Times.

I still have to write up Monday's ep when Snooki is all drunk on the beach (whaaaaat? People get drunk on beaches?)

Ok. I officially do not hate your face. You can even bring your forty-seven layer pie to the Thunderdome.

[stoney321]

OREOS, THAT IS THE MISSING LINK.

OK, I'll give you cheesecake being complex, because you have your sweet, and you have your savory, but fudge? Fudge is straight forward. Fudge is Grandma turning into a brain-eating horror show in front of your face and you already have a flaming sword in your hand.

Cheesecake is, "Well I don't know if that's a bite, or a scratch. WE'LL WAIT AND SEE. While you're tied up."

And then you load your shotgun. THAT IS CHEESECAKE.

[enigmaticblues]

THERE IS NOTHING BETTER THAN A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN. NOTHING.

[stoney321]

YOU ARE NOT DOING SEX RIGHT.

[anniemare]

I have heard of this sex before, but it is such a dim memory now - LOL!

Ahhhh, memories...

[stoney321]

BWEEE!