It's a fine day, people are happy...
Today was my volunteer day with the Extension Horticulture agency. Isn't that exciting? Well, screw you, it so is! Hee! For those 1 of you that read my interests, I am a Master Gardener. I answer a help line, go to people's houses, etc. and help identify problems with turf, trees, plants, bugs and diseases. We've had such weird weather here lately that I was swamped with crazy stuff all day long.
Some old guy showed up with a trash bag. He started to open it before I could tell him to not, and we realized he had put a tree branch that was crawling with white flies in it. I herded him out the door with his bag of filth and explained that we don't need to spread his diseases around, thank you very much Mr. Typhoid Mary. I had old people who are obviously lonely call and tell me about all of the roses they've grown over the years. I even diagnosed a new disease that we haven't seen before, and the National Horticulture lab is ecstatic to see it. Isn't that exciting? Do you need a potty break from all the excitement?
I woke up this morning to an amazing lightening storm. I thought there was a strobe light on outside. I drank my coffee and realized that I was insane. I was excited for my day to start, so I woke up before the buzzer on my alarm. I hate that. Then you lay back down and start getting sleepy again riiiiight when the buzzer goes off. The rain was so hard I could barely see the tail lights of the car in front of me. I love rain storms. Hate wind. I love all other forms of nature aside from wind. It goes back to college and a wrap skirt. Fortunately I had on attractive panties.
I have nothing of real interest to say, apparently, so I shall bugger off. Not literally, however.