In discussing my closeted cousin with
crazydiamondsue via email today, I believe I've come up with my greatest sentence EVER.
"He's so far in the closet he's in fucking Narnia."
Thank you.
Alternative: "He's so deep in the closet he's sipping tea with Mr. Tumnus." A bit more esoteric, but...
And now I go back to my garden. OF DELIGHTS.