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Choose 20 people and without saying their names, write something about them and never reveal who they apply to.
1. We both know eachother like the back of our hand. I remember when we first met in the 6th grade and we've stayed friends ever since. I know I can trust you with anything, and I'm so glad we've stayed such close friends. Even though we go to different high schools now, we still hang out as much as we can and that's kickass. You totally own and hopefully we can stay best friends forever.
2. You're such an awesome person. I 've got to say you're my closest friend at school. I love how we spend hours on the phone discussing eachother's love lives and how much some people suck. Yeah, we're both going to hell. Hey, atleast we're going down together, right? Oh yeah, and you're the only person in my life who's thrown up in my house--in my kitchen--on my mom's rug. Good times.
3. You own. You really do. Yeah, we went through an issue a little while ago but we got through it. I'm so glad we're talking again because I know who to go to when I fell like complete shit and need a laugh. You may not have thrown up at my house, but you drool on my lawn and thats pretty rad.
4. Wow. We met, what--3 years ago at a family party? How random is that? And now we talk everyday, and even hang out sometimes*ahem*haha...You know how to make me laugh and when I need advice you're always there to give it to me. We definatly need to hang out more so call me up homie.
5. Girrrrll you more ghetto than Missy Elliot. Who do I call at midnight when I have boy problems? YOU! And then we end up talking for hours about how much they suck. If making me fall to the to ground laughing were a sport, you'd make varsity in a heartbeat. Take a bow sister, take a bow.
6. I like how you're really full of yourself and wear 3 billion polos at once. You're hilarious, but watch out when it comes to the frist part of this. You always make me smile with the notes you give me in the classes we have together.
7. I just met you this year and I'm so glad I did. You're an incredible person and so out there. It's okay though, because so am I. There are some people who we really need to beat the shit out of, but we can deal with that later one. We need to hang out soon, for serious dude.
8. It's weird that we went to middle school together but never talked. And now we go to highschool together and I never talked to you last year, but now we talk all the time. You're hilarious and all I have to say is, "...my neighbor Victoria likes to count blocks." "Wait, who the fuck is Victoria?"
9. You're awesome. Even though you criticize me every 3 seconds, I can deal with that. It's okay because most of the time it's really funny.
10. You're amazing. I love you to death and you always know how to make me smile. The littlest things make us laugh together and I love how we spend endless hours on the phone talking about the most random things.
11. Thank you for quitting smoking. I love how you make fun of me constantly yet you always ask me for kisses. You're hilarious, and I'm so glad you got kicked out of your other school so now I can see you everyday. Haha, see you around kiddo.
12. You're such a mooch. And you like to take things that were funny and then totally kill them. But you're a good kid. It's okay.
13. Movie marathons and what the hell am I doing, that's really all I have to say for you. You're so great.
14. I love how you don't give a shit about what other people say about you. I know I can got o you about anything and I love cruising around random places with you and sitting at Starbucks. Ohh yes. Haha
15. I'm so glad I got to meet you first semester and now we talk all the time. It's kind of pathetic when you think about it, that we take inanimate objects and use them in sexual references. I wont say what though, but it's funny and we had some great moments in art.
16. Where do I start with you? Thursdays are always my favorite days because you share some of the most random stories mod 10. Put those together. Thursday--chicken day--mod 10. Yeah you.
17. Nazi as our homeroom teacher? Yeah, this is for the UNITED STATES. When you criticize people, you do it in a way like no other, a much funnier way.
18. It's so sad that I've known you since first grade and we never talk anymore. We were inseperable[sp?] for the longest time and then in highschool that faded. Let's hang out soon 'cause you're the only person I know that will laugh with me to, "All those midgets--WILD!"
19. You're so kickass. When did I meet you? Few years ago? Even though you listen to the worst rap ever, and try to rap along with it but fail, I still love you for that. When's our breakdancing practices gonna start? Oh yeah, you need a new car, I'm sorry but just get over the fact that the thing you have now, is a complete piece of shit.
20. Chocolate cake and yahtzee parties.Admit it, that's the best party you've ever been invited to and you don't regret going. Now you're back in college? What the hell is up with that? When you come back we're having another one of those parties and/or going to see areally bad movies at the $2.50 movie theatre.