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SHOPPING FUN PART 2:
BBQ THIS AFTERNOON AT SEAN'S FLAT WHICH WAS QUITE GOOD. BY 7PM WHEN LEMONFRESHSMURF SHOWS UP, THERE AREN'T TOO MANY OFF US LEFT. WE WERE HUNGRY AND RAN OUT OF BEER SO AS ONLY SOBER PERSON, SHE HAD TO GO TO DO A TRIP TO THE SUPERMARKET. ME, ALLY, STEVE AND SEAN WENT ALONG. WE BOUGHT: TINS OF CHILLI BEANS, CHEESE AND NACHOS (GUESS WHAT WE WERE MAKING), BEER, PASTA, 3X4 PACKS OF TOILET PAPER (THEIR FLAT ALWASY RUNS OUT). AT THE COUN\TER:
CHECKOUT WOMAN (CW)PRESSES CONVEYOR BELT AND ITS STUCK. SHE PRESES THE BUTTON FOR SUPERVISOR. NO-ONE SHOWS UP.
STEVE: HEY LADY! WILL YOU HURRY UP? WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!!!
CW: NO. IT'S NOT MOVING.
LEMONFRESH SMURF: DOES YOUR SCANNER WORK?
CW: YES. I CAN SCAN.
STEVE: SO GET SCANNING.
CW: BUT ITS NOT MOVING.
LEMONFRESHSMURF: CAN YOU PLEASE SCAN WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR SUPERVISOTR THEN? HE WILL MOVE THE STUFF (POINTS AT ME).
I START MOVING STUFF CLOSER TO HER. CHECKOUT LADY VERY PISSEDOFF STARTS SCANNING AND THROWING TINS INTO THE TROLLEY. SUPERVISOR SHOWS UP, FIXES CONVEYOR BELT.
LEMONFRESHSMURF: EXCUSE ME SIR, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THE LADY TO STOP THROWING MY TINS OF BEANS LIKE THAT? IT MAKES THEM CRY.
SUPERVISOR: UH... WHO?
LEMONFRESHSMURF: THE BEANS.
SUPERVISOR: UH...
CW: THE THING IS NOT MOVING BECAUSE THEY PUT TOO MUCH THINGS AND WAS TOO HEAVY.
SEAN: OH PLEASE, HOW MUCH CAN A FEW TOILET ROLLS WEIGH?
SUPERVISOR: UH...
ALLY: OH SHIT, I'M ABOUT TO BE SICK.
BBQ THIS AFTERNOON AT SEAN'S FLAT WHICH WAS QUITE GOOD. BY 7PM WHEN LEMONFRESHSMURF SHOWS UP, THERE AREN'T TOO MANY OFF US LEFT. WE WERE HUNGRY AND RAN OUT OF BEER SO AS ONLY SOBER PERSON, SHE HAD TO GO TO DO A TRIP TO THE SUPERMARKET. ME, ALLY, STEVE AND SEAN WENT ALONG. WE BOUGHT: TINS OF CHILLI BEANS, CHEESE AND NACHOS (GUESS WHAT WE WERE MAKING), BEER, PASTA, 3X4 PACKS OF TOILET PAPER (THEIR FLAT ALWASY RUNS OUT). AT THE COUN\TER:
CHECKOUT WOMAN (CW)PRESSES CONVEYOR BELT AND ITS STUCK. SHE PRESES THE BUTTON FOR SUPERVISOR. NO-ONE SHOWS UP.
STEVE: HEY LADY! WILL YOU HURRY UP? WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!!!
CW: NO. IT'S NOT MOVING.
LEMONFRESH SMURF: DOES YOUR SCANNER WORK?
CW: YES. I CAN SCAN.
STEVE: SO GET SCANNING.
CW: BUT ITS NOT MOVING.
LEMONFRESHSMURF: CAN YOU PLEASE SCAN WHILE YOU WAIT FOR YOUR SUPERVISOTR THEN? HE WILL MOVE THE STUFF (POINTS AT ME).
I START MOVING STUFF CLOSER TO HER. CHECKOUT LADY VERY PISSEDOFF STARTS SCANNING AND THROWING TINS INTO THE TROLLEY. SUPERVISOR SHOWS UP, FIXES CONVEYOR BELT.
LEMONFRESHSMURF: EXCUSE ME SIR, CAN YOU PLEASE TELL THE LADY TO STOP THROWING MY TINS OF BEANS LIKE THAT? IT MAKES THEM CRY.
SUPERVISOR: UH... WHO?
LEMONFRESHSMURF: THE BEANS.
SUPERVISOR: UH...
CW: THE THING IS NOT MOVING BECAUSE THEY PUT TOO MUCH THINGS AND WAS TOO HEAVY.
SEAN: OH PLEASE, HOW MUCH CAN A FEW TOILET ROLLS WEIGH?
SUPERVISOR: UH...
ALLY: OH SHIT, I'M ABOUT TO BE SICK.