Fuck Jody Stahancyk!
Mission Statement
At Stahancyk, Kent, Johnson & Hook, we believe in investing in people. One of the ways we do this is by offering promising young people the opportunity to participate in our Student Intern Program.
Our mission is to give students, who are involved in extracurricular activities, an opportunity to experience meaningful office employment and to enhance their resumes. We emphasize work ethics, presentation (manners and etiquette) and problem solving (office politics), while making sure working is FUN. Our interns receive a stipend for their services.
We pledge to treat each one of our students as the special young people we know them to be. We are proud to serve as a resource for their development into tomorrow's rulers of the world and taxpayers.
....... BULL SHIT!!!!!!!!
Jody Stahancyk (my boss) is the biggest bitch ever! She doesn't give a shit about us interns at all... the only reason she has us is to make her and her fucking horrible firm look better to everyone else! "We pledge to treat each one of our students as the special young people we know them to be" Hah! That's the biggest load of crap if i ever heard it. I sure didn't feel like a "special young person" today when Jody was yelling (yes, she was yelling so loud the whole floor heard what she was bitching about) at me because I knocked on her door and asked her if she would like me to replace her burned out light bulb because hey, I'm an intern and i don't actually get to do anything that's fun or important. However, I was apparently supposed to know the exact bulb that had burned out and not have bothered Jody with the dumb question of if she would like me to come into her office and inconvinience her with the replacement of her FUCKING LIGHT BULB!!!! She yelled at me for a total of 5 minutes and as soon as I left her office my supervisor asked if I was ok and I started bawling. God, I hate that bitch and I hate working. Now all I have to look forward to is my last day of work when I'm going to do something really nasting and hilariously funny to Jody. Haha fuck that fat ass, egotistical, cold, heartless, bitchy, ugly, way-too-masculine woman!