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stonecoldrose

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Feb 13, 2009 09:09

Seeing as I don't have Alice around to foist offer her opinion, I suppose I shall have to ask all of you. Though given what I've seen you all wearing, I'm not sure how much weight I'll lend to this poll.

( Cut so none of you complain about it. )

valentine's day, peony's ball, don't even think about it, not like i care about your opinion, poll, emmett, that husband of mine, alice, not like it matters to me

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nicotine_patch February 13 2009, 17:50:18 UTC

The last one would make you look like a goddamned float.

stonecoldrose February 13 2009, 17:51:48 UTC

Then pick another one. Obviously.

Will you be at the gala event?

nicotine_patch February 13 2009, 17:53:31 UTC

The fourth one.

I don't fucking want to go.

stonecoldrose February 13 2009, 17:56:35 UTC

I'm surprised... I would have thought you'd pick something with a little more skin.

But you looked so dashing the last time you were in a tux.

nicotine_patch February 13 2009, 18:01:12 UTC

The one I picked is bound to keep dropping all night and you'll have to yank it up like a tube top. That's not only a tits-peek, but tits-movement.

I hate dances and I don't do Valentines day.

stonecoldrose February 13 2009, 18:02:53 UTC

You realize they have special tape for that kind of thing.

Your Italian Stallion hasn't offered a whirlwind day of romance? Bad form, that.

nicotine_patch February 14 2009, 04:45:53 UTC

Damnit. I hate technology.

kjdsfkjdnfkdsf SHUT THE FUCK UP, ROSALIE.

stonecoldrose February 14 2009, 04:48:08 UTC

Yes, the blight of technology that is double-sided tape.

Make me~.

nicotine_patch February 14 2009, 04:50:34 UTC

It's BULLSHIT.

FUCK OFF. He's not my kjnfdskjsnf dskjfnskjd dsfkjnsdkjf italianzdkjnfkjs stallionsdkjnfk and if he tried anything I'd shove my foot up his ass.

stonecoldrose February 14 2009, 04:55:16 UTC

You were looking forward to my jiggling and wiggling, hm?

Kinky.

nicotine_patch February 14 2009, 04:57:53 UTC

I was. I really was. Can you at least jump up and down a little?

FUCKING CHOKE. I have work.

stonecoldrose February 14 2009, 05:03:27 UTC

I'll see if I can't manage a little something something.

Did you ever stop to notice you have a slight oral fixation? What work.

nicotine_patch February 14 2009, 05:08:09 UTC

A shimmy.

Huh? I have a part-timer. And I been doing some minor PI shit.

stonecoldrose February 14 2009, 05:15:55 UTC

We'll see.

You do. And here I thought you were just a hobo.

nicotine_patch February 14 2009, 05:17:53 UTC

A shimmy and a shake.

I don't get it. Just because I don't have a house and occasionally pee in the street doesn't make me a hobo.

stonecoldrose February 14 2009, 05:42:33 UTC

What have you done lately to earn it.

Main Entry: oral fixation
Part of Speech: n
Definition: a desire to have or put something in one's mouth, as in infants; a condition requiring stimulation of the mouth

...Really.

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