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Nov 30, 2008 21:50

It appears as if my dear sister, Alice, has decided to declare war on me. The first casualties were my poor, innocent shoes. Among the fallen were two pairs of Manolo Blahniks, my favorite Prada pumps, and my new Gucci sneakers.

But let it not be said that Rosalie Lillian Hale takes anything laying down.



Alas, poor Harold. I knew him well. A monster truck of infinite horsepower. Shame he just couldn't seem to steer away from that cliff face in time. A terrible shame... And all he left was his license plate.

Services will be held in the morning.

not a lady to mess with, mwahaha, harold is a horrible name, war is a terrible thing, oh well, such a shame, the porsche was too nice, alice, not like it matters to me

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