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[stonecoldrose]

In a perfect world, this poster would have been the one for the movie fangirls paid $70.6 million to see this past weekend.

However. This is hardly a perfect world, despite my presence in it. So instead, the fandom got

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[nicotine_patch]

Why aren't you the sexiest one. I would do Victoria over you.

[stonecoldrose]

Because people are moronic.

And you'd do that stick of an actress over me?

[nicotine_patch]

What the hell.

I mean the film you. She looks fucking cruster, you know.

[stonecoldrose]

It shouldn't be a surprise by now.

She's not even a natural blonde. Can you believe that bull?

[nicotine_patch]

You should take off your top to air your frustrations.

Gonna write a nasty letter.

[stonecoldrose]

Oh, Badou. I almost always type in the nude.

My hero.

[nicotine_patch]

Eeeeeeee.

Bitch the pen is mightier than the sword. And I don't end up bleeding.

[stonecoldrose]

Shame you're not here. Might've caught a glimpse.

How courageously diplomatic.

[nicotine_patch]

C2C!

You love it. I bet you're fucking swooning.

[stonecoldrose]

No.

I am positively faint.

[nicotine_patch]

Pleeeeeeease.

I'll catch you, baby.

[stonecoldrose]

Let me think about it.

I'd probably break your little stick arms.

[nicotine_patch]

While jumping up and down.

Yeah probably. God damnit. How did Bella and Edward ever mack.

[stonecoldrose]

I've come to a decision.

Not exactly something I've tried imagining.

[nicotine_patch]

Is it yes?

She probably threw up sparkles the whole day after.

[stonecoldrose]

No.

....Oh my god. I would have paid to see that.