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[stonecoldrose]

So Badou's been here the past couple of days. I swear, we'll have to start rolling him around if he keeps eating at this rate. Perhaps we could even rent him out to circus freak shows and children's parties.

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[visionful]

I think we should start toting him in a wheelbarrow!

[stonecoldrose]

But then he'll get too big for a wheelbarrow and he'll have been spoiled. Which means getting a forklift, then a crane, and then an orbiting space station.

[visionful]

Hmmmmmm. You know, you have a point.

But we could set up some giant bowling pins and have a tournament!

[stonecoldrose]

I always do.

Somehow I doubt even Emmett could lift Blobou if he gets that big. ...Although.

[visionful]

You do. That's why people like me more.

Let's do it.

[stonecoldrose]

I don't need to be liked. I just need to be beautiful.

You and your visions can be pesky little things when they prevent me from elaborating on my fabulous plans.

[visionful]

I dread to think of what would have happened if you ever grew old.

You love me anywaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

[stonecoldrose]

It's a moot point now, isn't it?

Perhaps. You are rather useful at times.

[visionful]

I like to imagine it.

And I'm charming.

[stonecoldrose]

Your imagination is a strange and twisted landscape that not too many people would come out of whole.

Sometimes.

[visionful]

My imagination is practically Disney Land, you know.

ALL of the time.

[stonecoldrose]

Exactly.

Perhaps most of the time.

[visionful]

Do you want to ride the elephants with me?

ALL of the time.

[stonecoldrose]

You know how elephants are around us.

Not really.

[visionful]

God, I miss elephants.

Yes really.

[stonecoldrose]

You miss elephants from when.

No really.