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Nov 09, 2008 15:15

So Badou's been here the past couple of days. I swear, we'll have to start rolling him around if he keeps eating at this rate. Perhaps we could even rent him out to circus freak shows and children's parties.

For all your poor virgin eyes. )

squalo always looks like that, too many deviled eggs, badou, emmett, esme needs to stop feeding strays, that husband of mine, ms paint is a fine medium, badou's stomach is a black hole, fandom post, blobou, this so doesn't look good, not like it matters to me, fast food?

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:32:58 UTC
I put a clown nose on him about an hour ago. I don't think he's noticed.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:34:15 UTC
Careful, he might have thought it was a tomato and eaten it.

How are you doing, dear sister.

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:36:25 UTC
....Aw, peas. I spent a good $2 on that thing.

Oh, I'm well, DARLING SISTER DEAREST KUMQUAT PIE.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:37:21 UTC
However will we overcome such a financial setback. However will we survive.

Kumquats?

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:39:21 UTC
I'll have you know, that was $2 out of the trampoline fund.

I don't know, it sounded good for a moment.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:43:40 UTC
We wouldn't need a trampoline fund if some of us just accepted the fact that we are far too dense to keep a trampoline in use and unbroken.

Just for the moment. Then it sounds awkward and exotically fruity.

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:45:23 UTC
Listen, just because Emmett and I have boundless giggles from ramming into it as hard as we can doesn't-- Wait I lost my train of thought.

You are exotically fruity.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:47:01 UTC
You and he are so very full of ADD I can barely stand the either of you.

...

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:48:07 UTC
But you stand us anyway.

Missy, don't dot at me.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:50:02 UTC
You can't choose your family.

I shall dot at whomever I wish.

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visionful November 9 2008, 20:54:42 UTC
Aw, if you had said you can't pick your family, I could have said "BUT YOU CAN PICK YOUR NOSE." I was counting on you, Rosalie. You left me hangin'.

Come onnnnnnnnn.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 20:59:19 UTC
Oh no. The guilt. How can I live with it.

No.

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visionful November 9 2008, 21:01:33 UTC
I wish I could quit you.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 21:03:20 UTC
Alice, I swear...

I am not Jasper, that look doesn't work on me.

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visionful November 9 2008, 21:04:55 UTC
Don't make me put on the cowboy hat. I'll do it.

I'm taking your shoes hostage.

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stonecoldrose November 9 2008, 21:06:19 UTC
You whip that cowboy hat whenever you get the slightest excuse to.

...You really want to start a clothing hostage war with me, Mary Alice Brandon Cullen.

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