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[stonecoldrose]

Apparently the fandom is all a-buzz over the last book in our saga. I've barely paid any attention to it, it's so pathetic. But then what can you expect when your entire demographic is the oh-so-pitifully desperate high school girl? That's one social strata that never changes, and I've had enough years of high school to know that as fact.

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[princeofdazzle]

I do believe I'm going to have to purchase a rename token now, Rose.

[stonecoldrose]

However will I live with that on my conscience. I doubt I'll be able to sleep with all this guilt.

Oh wait. Can't sleep anyway. Never mind.

[princeofdazzle]

You spend the time you don't sleep looking for sparkling pictures of me? I don't know whether or not to be flattered or disturbed.

[stonecoldrose]

And here I thought I was the vain one. Please, brother. I have various other ways to pass my nights.

[princeofdazzle]

Not vain, merely an observation. You'd had to have gone looking for that monstrosity, or something similar to it.

[stonecoldrose]

Pop-up windows. I know you aren't the tech-savviest, but please.

[princeofdazzle]

How convenient for you. A pop-up window with me on the cover, sparkling.

[stonecoldrose]

The world does seem to grant me more favors than most, yes. It's not as if I don't deserve it.

[princeofdazzle]

And what a spectacular and sparkling favor it granted you this time!

[stonecoldrose]

Isn't it just?

[princeofdazzle]

At least Bella isn't sparkling. She'd hate that.

[stonecoldrose]

Well. She'll be sparkling soon enough.

[princeofdazzle]

... I suppose so.

[stonecoldrose]

Oh don't start with this pouting martyr nonsense. She's made her decision, and you don't get a say in the matter after your attempts to "protect" her.

[princeofdazzle]

I thought you were against it too, Rose.

[stonecoldrose]

I am. But your little pet is as stubborn as I am, and there's nothing else I can do about it. So I have stopped whinging about it.