Apr 01, 2008 10:11
I have not had a happy week. Now my nice, warm, tropical vacation has been interrupted because two cockroaches can't stay in whichever circle of Hell Signor' Alighieri assigned them to.
Edward, Jasper. I realize you both have personal vendettas against the two, but when you draw up your battle plans, keep in mind that I would like to wreak some carnage at the moment. Preferably on one or both of the two reasons why I don't get to enjoy the sun on a secluded Caribbean island.
In case you didn't realize, we are on our way home.
my vacation dammit,
en route to forks,
want to rip something apart,
cockroaches