funniest day ever
the title pretty much sums up my day. but it didn't get funny until fake band, which i had for and hr and a half b/c it was over lunch.
i taught anna how to do the moonwalk. she could do it in like 10 min, unlike my uncoordinated self who had to pratice for like a week before i was halfway decent. then we taught kurt, who also got it in 10 min. then john, who learned it just as fast. i think i'm just bad at...living. anyway, kurt ended up teaching me how to spin around.
so if someone had walked into the auditorium, they would have seen the 3 normal kids doing their homework...then the four of us moonwalking like it was the next big thing all across the stage and floor.
and then kurt claimed that he could break dance. when he was 10. so he decided to try. he had it going for about a second. but then he flopped awkward around and ended up looking like a fish writhing out of water. and hurting himself. he did that too.
so we always wait at the back door of the auditorium for the bell to ring. today, all the lights were off except the ones over the stage. while waiting at the back, anna and i turned around, only to see john take a running start from the back of the stage, and leap off the stage with his arms in the air (and a weird scream that was kind of a pitched "eeee")...then hit the ground in a crouching position. then crumple over to his side and lie there for a few seconds. funniest thing ever. he was only temporarily hurt, for those of you who are concerned.
at lunch they sell "microbites" icecream sandwiches. that name is just stupid, by the way, because it's like the company is actually admitting to the fault of selling outrageously minute icecream sandwiches to a school filled with hungry high school kids. anyway, kurt had the brilliant idea that he and double d should try to fit the whole thing in their mouth (w/o breaking it or turned to its side). neither could do it. so mike went up to the snackline and got himself one. he couldn't do it either, but he ended up breaking it in 2 then stacking the 2 halves on top of each other, then shoving it in his mouth like that. his facial expressions were the best. from watching his face i'm pretty sure he got a brain freeze, then couldn't force it down b/c he couldn't chew it properly. when he finally finished, he was like "that was the worst icecream sandwish ever." good call, mike.
the rest of lunch was funny, but it was more of "you had to be there." actually, all of these instances are "you had to be there," but w/e. i'm pretty sure nobody reads these anyway so it's just and excuse for me to waste time.
end.
p.s. new year resolution: be more patient. i think this would really help me in so many ways. i've already messed it up, but i'll still try and keep the resolution as best i can.
i taught anna how to do the moonwalk. she could do it in like 10 min, unlike my uncoordinated self who had to pratice for like a week before i was halfway decent. then we taught kurt, who also got it in 10 min. then john, who learned it just as fast. i think i'm just bad at...living. anyway, kurt ended up teaching me how to spin around.
so if someone had walked into the auditorium, they would have seen the 3 normal kids doing their homework...then the four of us moonwalking like it was the next big thing all across the stage and floor.
and then kurt claimed that he could break dance. when he was 10. so he decided to try. he had it going for about a second. but then he flopped awkward around and ended up looking like a fish writhing out of water. and hurting himself. he did that too.
so we always wait at the back door of the auditorium for the bell to ring. today, all the lights were off except the ones over the stage. while waiting at the back, anna and i turned around, only to see john take a running start from the back of the stage, and leap off the stage with his arms in the air (and a weird scream that was kind of a pitched "eeee")...then hit the ground in a crouching position. then crumple over to his side and lie there for a few seconds. funniest thing ever. he was only temporarily hurt, for those of you who are concerned.
at lunch they sell "microbites" icecream sandwiches. that name is just stupid, by the way, because it's like the company is actually admitting to the fault of selling outrageously minute icecream sandwiches to a school filled with hungry high school kids. anyway, kurt had the brilliant idea that he and double d should try to fit the whole thing in their mouth (w/o breaking it or turned to its side). neither could do it. so mike went up to the snackline and got himself one. he couldn't do it either, but he ended up breaking it in 2 then stacking the 2 halves on top of each other, then shoving it in his mouth like that. his facial expressions were the best. from watching his face i'm pretty sure he got a brain freeze, then couldn't force it down b/c he couldn't chew it properly. when he finally finished, he was like "that was the worst icecream sandwish ever." good call, mike.
the rest of lunch was funny, but it was more of "you had to be there." actually, all of these instances are "you had to be there," but w/e. i'm pretty sure nobody reads these anyway so it's just and excuse for me to waste time.
end.
p.s. new year resolution: be more patient. i think this would really help me in so many ways. i've already messed it up, but i'll still try and keep the resolution as best i can.