lets see, trent is a sissy !!!! and stupid, but thanks for the job bro, i owe you one

Dec 30, 2005 03:14

um, works good. feeling comfy behind the counter. here are my top five most interesting moments so far.

5) instead of asking for my number, some girls wanted my "myspace" acct.

4) someone told me i could fuck them in the bathroom.

3) i befriended russians, and am now learning their language.

2) a 60 year old dude went on in conversation about how shania twain "gets him hard"
1) got to shut it down, and witnessed the bliss of zero customers, and had the whole place to ourselves.

i might be moving in the next week. i hope so.
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