"Mojo...I Love You."
I was going to have some Pop Tarts, right? And I opened the package thing and...
THERE WERE 3 (-->THREE!!!) POP TARTS IN THERE!
Three! Isn't it supposed to be 2?? It's always been 2. ALWAYS. So there was an extra Pop Tart in there, right? Now, there's two possible scenarios going on here.
1. It was some kind of kind factory mistake where some worker was like "Aw, let's give someone an extra Pop Tart! =D" and I should just be happy that I got an extra Pop Tart.
2. The bag was tampered with and is tainted and one of those 3 Pop Tarts is poisoned and someone's trying to kill someone and I happened to get the tainted tampered Pop Tart package bag and now gotta hope the poisoned one isn't the one *I* ate.
I'M SERIOUS. THERE IS AN EXTRA POP TART IN THAT BAG.
THERE WERE 3 (-->THREE!!!) POP TARTS IN THERE!
Three! Isn't it supposed to be 2?? It's always been 2. ALWAYS. So there was an extra Pop Tart in there, right? Now, there's two possible scenarios going on here.
1. It was some kind of kind factory mistake where some worker was like "Aw, let's give someone an extra Pop Tart! =D" and I should just be happy that I got an extra Pop Tart.
2. The bag was tampered with and is tainted and one of those 3 Pop Tarts is poisoned and someone's trying to kill someone and I happened to get the tainted tampered Pop Tart package bag and now gotta hope the poisoned one isn't the one *I* ate.
I'M SERIOUS. THERE IS AN EXTRA POP TART IN THAT BAG.