Cereal Wars & TV Tropes
You guys. I think I hate kids. Not many kids. In fact, not even most kids. But there ARE kids I hate out there, and the ones I hate the most right now are some of the most selfish, cruel, sadistic, depraved children I have ever had the misfortune to see.
Oh, I KNOW that YOU know who I'm talking about.
"Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"
"We gotta catch Lucky!" (or something like that)
Sound familiar? That's right. These children can be as fictional as they want to be, but it does not excuse their terrible and selfish behavior. What do we all learn in Kindergarden? We learn about SHARING and ASKING for things POLITELY and PROPERLY. But not these kids. These kids learned about anarchy and the further decay of our societies.
I know I just have to talk about this every once in a while but...why? Why CAN'T that rabbit have some Trix? Don't we all give our pets some of our food every once in a while? That rabbit would not have to resort to stealing and trickery if they would just LET HIM HAVE SOME FRIGGIN' TRIX! I bet that poor rabbit could go to a store and BUY the Trix with his OWN, HARD-EARNED money and those children would STILL pop up from somewhere and pull their nasty little routine. And no one would say a word because they're CHILDREN and he's just some skinny old rabbit. And why is he skinny? Could it be because he's malnourished thanks to these children? You decide.
And then we have the children from the Lucky Charms commercials. Always going after Lucky's Lucky Charms. Do they ever go up to him and politely say, "Excuse me, Lucky. May we have some of your Lucky Charms?" I bet Lucky WOULD share, but not when they go about it likes this. What would YOU do if some random bunch of kids starting trying to catch you to steal your lunch or something? That's right. You'd run too, and say, "They're after my lunch!!" Maybe you'd try to kick all their butts, depending on your personality, but the point is that you would not go down without a fight, and neither will Lucky.
If these children had been raised properly or had any manners at all we might someday know World Peace. It is clear to me that these children's rotten values are at the core of all the problems in the world.
In conclusion, come on you guys. The next time you see a rabbit, give it some Trix. At least one. Maybe the little purple grape-shaped ones. But don't let this injustice continue.
Also, now I'm hooked on this TV Tropes website, thanks to Hoshi. There goes my plan to do my homework early!
Anime Songs That Move My Heart:
1. "Cha-La Head Cha-La" from Dragonball Z
2. "Yakusoku wa Iranai" from The Vision of Escaflowne
3. "Just Communication" from Gundam Wing
4. "Itoshii Hito no Tame ni" from Fushigi Yuugi
Oh, I KNOW that YOU know who I'm talking about.
"Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!"
"We gotta catch Lucky!" (or something like that)
Sound familiar? That's right. These children can be as fictional as they want to be, but it does not excuse their terrible and selfish behavior. What do we all learn in Kindergarden? We learn about SHARING and ASKING for things POLITELY and PROPERLY. But not these kids. These kids learned about anarchy and the further decay of our societies.
I know I just have to talk about this every once in a while but...why? Why CAN'T that rabbit have some Trix? Don't we all give our pets some of our food every once in a while? That rabbit would not have to resort to stealing and trickery if they would just LET HIM HAVE SOME FRIGGIN' TRIX! I bet that poor rabbit could go to a store and BUY the Trix with his OWN, HARD-EARNED money and those children would STILL pop up from somewhere and pull their nasty little routine. And no one would say a word because they're CHILDREN and he's just some skinny old rabbit. And why is he skinny? Could it be because he's malnourished thanks to these children? You decide.
And then we have the children from the Lucky Charms commercials. Always going after Lucky's Lucky Charms. Do they ever go up to him and politely say, "Excuse me, Lucky. May we have some of your Lucky Charms?" I bet Lucky WOULD share, but not when they go about it likes this. What would YOU do if some random bunch of kids starting trying to catch you to steal your lunch or something? That's right. You'd run too, and say, "They're after my lunch!!" Maybe you'd try to kick all their butts, depending on your personality, but the point is that you would not go down without a fight, and neither will Lucky.
If these children had been raised properly or had any manners at all we might someday know World Peace. It is clear to me that these children's rotten values are at the core of all the problems in the world.
In conclusion, come on you guys. The next time you see a rabbit, give it some Trix. At least one. Maybe the little purple grape-shaped ones. But don't let this injustice continue.
Also, now I'm hooked on this TV Tropes website, thanks to Hoshi. There goes my plan to do my homework early!
Anime Songs That Move My Heart:
1. "Cha-La Head Cha-La" from Dragonball Z
2. "Yakusoku wa Iranai" from The Vision of Escaflowne
3. "Just Communication" from Gundam Wing
4. "Itoshii Hito no Tame ni" from Fushigi Yuugi