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stolen_marbles

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Dec 02, 2004 23:25

Where is my hat, the one with the tassels and the bobble?

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boogiedownvince December 2 2004, 07:25:34 UTC

Will you burn it once you find it?

deranged_gofer December 2 2004, 07:26:22 UTC

What has that hat done to you?

boogiedownvince December 2 2004, 07:27:08 UTC

Why would the hat do anything to me?

shouldteachdada December 2 2004, 07:28:15 UTC

Did the Sorting Hat do anything to you?

deranged_gofer December 2 2004, 07:29:50 UTC

Does the Sorting Hat do things to people?

boogiedownvince December 2 2004, 07:32:04 UTC

Have you heard of sexual harrasement yet?

deranged_gofer December 2 2004, 07:32:45 UTC

Do you believe the rumors?

boogiedownvince December 2 2004, 07:33:25 UTC

Why should I believe them when I know the truth?

hufflepuff4life December 2 2004, 07:36:42 UTC

Did you hear the one about Professor Dumbledore and the Sorting Hat?

shouldteachdada December 2 2004, 07:37:49 UTC

Is that the one with the blonde, the albino, and the goat?

stolen_marbles December 2 2004, 07:39:25 UTC

You know that story?

shouldteachdada December 2 2004, 07:41:10 UTC

Did you know I was there when it happened?

stolen_marbles December 2 2004, 07:53:01 UTC

How much money do you want for the story?

albuspresley December 2 2004, 17:49:54 UTC

Are you aware that Hogwarts Faculty Code of Conduct and a Few Helpful Suggestions For Making the Children Be Quiet For Just One Moment For Merlin's Sake forbids professors from selling stories about other faculty members to the papers?

deranged_gofer December 2 2004, 07:41:21 UTC

Wasn't it printed in the papers?

stolen_marbles December 2 2004, 07:53:31 UTC

Did you read it in the papers?

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