First Song [Video/Action for Goldenrod]

[stolemyfries]

[Marceline's coming out of the radio tower, letting her hair fall out of a ponytail and shaking it out. She looks at the gear then.]

So do a lot of people from different worlds end up here? And does this place turn everyone human? 'Cause man, walking is a drag.

[A Zubat lands on her shoulder then, leaning to look at the screen.]Oh yeah, this is

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[video]

[stolemyfries]

Oh. I didn't mean more of these guys. [She reaches up and pats Sir Battington] I just meant these Pokémon creatures in general. I guess I have to start collecting a bunch of them or something.

But onto more important things. I'm not human. Really I'm a-- [And here she attempts to make a scary face, which if she could have would have had her transforming her face into something hideously disfigured]

Vampire! Bleehhhhh.

[video]

[stolemyfries]

[Hold up! What.]

What's a... Are you for realsies right now?

[video]

[stolemyfries]

You don't... know what a vampire is.

[How even?]

[video]

[stolemyfries]

[But vampires are supposed to be scary]

Wow. Most people have at least heard of us.

Vampires are creatures of the undead.

[video]

[stolemyfries]

[Not...quite]

Yeah. You know like a zombie, but not nearly as brainless.

Um, you do know what a zombie is, right?

[video]

[stolemyfries]

Um. Sure. It means we're not really dead. But we're not actually alive.

And [And she looks all sinister here.] Vampires are known for sucking people's blood!

[video]

[stolemyfries]

[It's perfectly delicious she'll have you know.]

'Cause it's how we eat. We suck the blood from humans. [She grins, as if this is just some ordinary everyday thing.]

[video]

[stolemyfries]

Yeah. It usually kills them. [She shrugs]