Slip and Slide, more like Slip and Bleed from the Anis
The best feeling in the world is when you change the strings on your guitar clean it up and play it for the first time in like a week, because it just feels and sounds so damn good. Another sweet feeling is when you have badass plans after school and all you are doing is waiting for your last hour to end so you can go do your shit. Thats what I'm doing tommorrow, Jake and Eddie are my two best friends no matter what happpens.....I want to be friends with Abby, Alex and Lori until the day i die. I wish one day i could be like 32 and have pictures of my kids and still be posting on livejournal. I want jake and eddie to be best men at my wedding. I also want the girls to babysit my kids and be able to call jake and alex "Uncle Jake" and "Aunt Alex" even though we arent related. If my kids arent best friends with eddie and jakes kids then i am literally going to beat them to a fucken pulp......well maybe not that far but i would be upset. I want to raise my kids just like i was lucky enough to be raised. I want to be able to get home from a long day of work and be like "kids how was it hanging out with aunt abby and aunt lori today" and then my kids will be like "We all baked cookies and then aunt lori told us about when you guys were young and stupid, then aunt lori and aunt abby danced around the living room like sillies" Then i'll be like "tommorrow you guys are spending the day with uncle jake and aunt alex" and my kids will be like "Fuck yes!!"
If this shit really happens then i will most likely shit my fucking pants because of joy.
"Why does aunt jessica only eat veggies dad?"............"well cause meat is not so neat to aunt jessica"
"Aunt alison is crazy dad"............"yep shes pretty silly"
"Aunt Chrissy tries to act cool and shes like 40"..............."What it is yo!"
"Aunt Jacquie is super smart"............................................"Yep, she is a thinker"
"Uncle Ryan drinks a lot of beer"...................."Well kids, some things never change"
If this shit really happens then i will most likely shit my fucking pants because of joy.
"Why does aunt jessica only eat veggies dad?"............"well cause meat is not so neat to aunt jessica"
"Aunt alison is crazy dad"............"yep shes pretty silly"
"Aunt Chrissy tries to act cool and shes like 40"..............."What it is yo!"
"Aunt Jacquie is super smart"............................................"Yep, she is a thinker"
"Uncle Ryan drinks a lot of beer"...................."Well kids, some things never change"