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Nov 14, 2007 20:03

Rufus, call your inexperienced whelp off of watching 7th Heaven. He needs a little extra training too, in my opinion.

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talionisshinra November 15 2007, 04:06:53 UTC

Oh? I'll have to make sure Tseng or Reno sees to that then.

stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 04:10:57 UTC

I'm not in the mood to have him sit here for another two hours. You call him off now or else.

talionisshinra November 15 2007, 04:11:54 UTC

Strife, ignore him. I can't have him here at Shin-Ra right now while we're reprogramming security. I don't trust him, but I don't want him dead just yet.

stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 04:14:26 UTC

I would, if he didn't make himself so obvious. Tell him to go elsewhere. He's up here leaving his ShinRa motorcycle in an open alley, singing to himself, and smoking openly where smoke comes out of the window.

I won't kill him, but he won't be happy if he stays.

talionisshinra November 15 2007, 04:16:12 UTC

I'm asking you as a favour to me, Strife.

stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 04:17:58 UTC

...is this you getting me to do something for you out of the goodness of my heart?

talionisshinra November 15 2007, 04:24:55 UTC

For me, yes.

stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 04:31:31 UTC

You owe me, Shinra. I'm going to give him a warning tap on the way out though.

talionisshinra November 15 2007, 04:33:35 UTC

As long as you don't kill him, I'll be content.

stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 04:35:35 UTC

I'll just make sure he remembers me. I always wanted to spank a Turk. I'll call you later.

talionisshinra November 15 2007, 05:58:55 UTC

That ranked up there among the things I had never suspected and didn't need to know about you and my Turks despite the rumours.

[After leaving Rod] stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 06:04:29 UTC

There's a lot you don't know about me, Shinra. I think I only bruised him though. I'll let you feel the flat side of my sword if you like?

talionisshinra November 15 2007, 06:07:48 UTC

Oh, I know some things. Barret told me all about you and the dress.

I have Sephiroth's sword if you will remember. Yours seems... smaller in comparison.

stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 06:13:48 UTC

..........................................I don't know what you're talking about. Like Barret would talk to you in the first place.

Sephiroth's sword is longer by about a foot, but mine is thicker by about a foot. And no, I'm not debating this or having this conversation reduced to sexual innuendos, Shinra. You need to get laid

talionisshinra November 15 2007, 06:16:45 UTC

That's now what Barret told me. Feel free to ask him for confirmation if you like. I heard all about it.

Sexual innuendos? Strife, I'm shocked at you. Why must everything be sex with you?

In all seriousness, you knew Sephiroth personally, yes? Was there ever anything strange about his blade?

stoic_heroism November 15 2007, 06:22:41 UTC

.......fine. It was just once.

Don't play innocent, Shinra. I've heard too many jokes regarding sword size; I did come from the military. Not like you could crawl out of the mass layers of clothing to offer it anyway.

Well... sort of. About Masamune? It was rumoured to be finely attuned to Sephiroth so that only he could use it. I once thought that Sephiroth knew if it was in the hands of others. That and he could call Masamune to him at will. Why?

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