RSC SPAM! :DyukitheawesomeFebruary 13 2008, 22:21:23 UTC
"We're like SparkNotes on legs!"
"The Russians were commies, the Russians were reds. Their nuclear bomb-ies were aimed right at our heads!"
"Now shut up, son, and let me learn you something." (( <-- Don't be surprised if you start hearing me say this. XD ))
"If we rappers have offended, think but this and all is mended: when we started rappin' here, Shakespeare boredom disappeared, if ya think our song has crashed, you can kiss my little white... tukus."
"Three white boys! Three white boys! Hear how they rap! Hear how they rap! Their Shakespeare rap is the name of the game! The flattened the verse and they should be ashamed, especially since they sound terribly lame, like three white boys, three white boys." (( <-- I think I almost peed myself there. ))
"Rap! Rap! Rap, cha-cha-cha!"
Adam: Excellent! I'm already in Pipe World, and I've got 32 Marios lined up! Austin: ...Are you playing games on the company computer again? Adam: Well what if I am, man? What if I am? (( <-- Adam should play Super Kaizo Brothers. That game is the technological incarnation of Satan. ))
Reed: And Adam, you know the rule. Adam: No I don't! Reed: Adam, what's the rule? Adam: ...When Romeo and Juliet call, Super Mario Brothers has to wait.
Adam: Whoa, a phone. I haven't heard one of those in years.
Austin: [about being a "professional impressionist"] I don't think I could think of anything more worthwhile to do with my time. Reed: So true, my son, but the lessons are expensive! Austin: Very expensive? Reed: More than the grains of sand awash on the winds of time beside the sea that is eternity. Austin: How much is that? Reed: A buttload. (( <-- I almost had Dr. Pepper come out my nose on that one. ))
Reed: And now... Noah's Ark. The most famous ark in the history... of arks.
Reed: Actually, I just started! Matt: Actually, you just finished.
Austin: ATTACK, SIMBA! ATTACK!
Reed: They might as well make fun of Matt for never having kissed a girl! They might as well make fun of me for still occasionally wetting the bed! AAHHH!! Matt: ...You still wet the bed? Austin: Ew... Reed: Stop listening to my inner monologue!
Reed: No, Eve had an apple. Matt: And Adam had a wang.
Matt: We've sold out all over the country! Reed: No way, we've still got our integrity... Matt: No, the show's sold out. Reed: Of course it did.
Austin: And the audiences called- Matt: Their lawyers!
"The Russians were commies, the Russians were reds. Their nuclear bomb-ies were aimed right at our heads!"
"Now shut up, son, and let me learn you something." (( <-- Don't be surprised if you start hearing me say this. XD ))
"If we rappers have offended, think but this and all is mended: when we started rappin' here, Shakespeare boredom disappeared, if ya think our song has crashed, you can kiss my little white... tukus."
"Three white boys! Three white boys! Hear how they rap! Hear how they rap! Their Shakespeare rap is the name of the game! The flattened the verse and they should be ashamed, especially since they sound terribly lame, like three white boys, three white boys." (( <-- I think I almost peed myself there. ))
"Rap! Rap! Rap, cha-cha-cha!"
Adam: Excellent! I'm already in Pipe World, and I've got 32 Marios lined up!
Austin: ...Are you playing games on the company computer again?
Adam: Well what if I am, man? What if I am? (( <-- Adam should play Super Kaizo Brothers. That game is the technological incarnation of Satan. ))
Reed: And Adam, you know the rule.
Adam: No I don't!
Reed: Adam, what's the rule?
Adam: ...When Romeo and Juliet call, Super Mario Brothers has to wait.
Adam: Whoa, a phone. I haven't heard one of those in years.
Austin: [about being a "professional impressionist"] I don't think I could think of anything more worthwhile to do with my time.
Reed: So true, my son, but the lessons are expensive!
Austin: Very expensive?
Reed: More than the grains of sand awash on the winds of time beside the sea that is eternity.
Austin: How much is that?
Reed: A buttload. (( <-- I almost had Dr. Pepper come out my nose on that one. ))
Reed: And now... Noah's Ark. The most famous ark in the history... of arks.
Reed: Actually, I just started!
Matt: Actually, you just finished.
Austin: ATTACK, SIMBA! ATTACK!
Reed: They might as well make fun of Matt for never having kissed a girl! They might as well make fun of me for still occasionally wetting the bed! AAHHH!!
Matt: ...You still wet the bed?
Austin: Ew...
Reed: Stop listening to my inner monologue!
Reed: No, Eve had an apple.
Matt: And Adam had a wang.
Matt: We've sold out all over the country!
Reed: No way, we've still got our integrity...
Matt: No, the show's sold out.
Reed: Of course it did.
Austin: And the audiences called-
Matt: Their lawyers!
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