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Owl: To Hermione Granger

Feb 06, 2007 19:46

Date: February 6, 2005
Characters: Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger
Location: Gildery Shoppe, Hermione’s place
Status: Private
Summary: Gilderoy does one thing better than all others.
Completion: Incomplete

( A brilliant Plan )

gilderoy lockhart, february 2005, place: gildery, hermione granger

Comments 2

shh_hermione February 7 2007, 02:20:42 UTC

Dear Mr. Lockhart ( ... )

shh_gilderoy February 7 2007, 02:58:04 UTC

Miss Granger,

I think a one-hour signing would be ideal. Oh, and don't worry about me charging for my books. I shall make twenty copies of my books available free of charge, and another thirty available for bartering. I believe the going rate for my books would be four turnips, a medium pumpkin, or a quarter wheel of cheese.

It's always a good idea to leave the customer wanting more. I shall make it a point to arrive at your shop at four in the afternoon, and shall stay until five.

And in addition to posting around town, I shall also send out notices to everyone who has sent me fan mail over the past few years. I'm sure many of them would fly in to see Gilderoy Lockhart again.

Best of luck until then,

~Gilderoy