Shocking Meme...
It'd have been easier to just listed the three...THREE!!...things I'm innocent of!!
I'm shocked at myself.
1. Dated outside your race? Guilty.
2. Given a hickey? Guilty.
3. Dated your best friend? Guilty.
4. Sung in the shower? Guilty.
5. Spit in someone's drink? Innocent.
6. Dumped someone? Guilty.
7. Opened your Christmas presents early? Guilty.
8. Lied to a friend? Guilty.
9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? Guilty.
10. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs? Innocent.
11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? Guilty.
12. Ran through the sprinklers? Guilty.
13. Ate food that fell on the floor? Guilty.
14. Went outside naked? Guilty.
15. Flashed somebody? Guilty.
16. Mooned somebody? Guilty.
17. Been on stage? Guilty.
18. Made someone cry? Guilty.
19. Been in a parade? Guilty.
20. Been in a school play? Guilty.
21. Drank beer? Guilty.
22. Gotten detention? Guilty.
25. Broken into a house? Guilty.
26. Gotten a tattoo? Innocent. For now.
27. Gotten piercings? Guilty.
28. Cried so hard you threw up? Guilty.
29. Gotten into a shouting match? Guilty.
30. Been skinny dipping? Guilty.
31. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose? Guilty.
32. Laughed so hard it hurt? Guilty.
33. Tripped on your own feet? Guilty.
34. Cried yourself to sleep? Guilty.
35. Cried in public? Guilty.
36. Thrown up in public? Guilty.
37. Lied to your parents? Guilty.
38. Skipped class? Guilty.
I'm shocked at myself.
1. Dated outside your race? Guilty.
2. Given a hickey? Guilty.
3. Dated your best friend? Guilty.
4. Sung in the shower? Guilty.
5. Spit in someone's drink? Innocent.
6. Dumped someone? Guilty.
7. Opened your Christmas presents early? Guilty.
8. Lied to a friend? Guilty.
9. Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times? Guilty.
10. Had more than five REAL bf/gfs? Innocent.
11. Played a computer game for more than 5 hours? Guilty.
12. Ran through the sprinklers? Guilty.
13. Ate food that fell on the floor? Guilty.
14. Went outside naked? Guilty.
15. Flashed somebody? Guilty.
16. Mooned somebody? Guilty.
17. Been on stage? Guilty.
18. Made someone cry? Guilty.
19. Been in a parade? Guilty.
20. Been in a school play? Guilty.
21. Drank beer? Guilty.
22. Gotten detention? Guilty.
25. Broken into a house? Guilty.
26. Gotten a tattoo? Innocent. For now.
27. Gotten piercings? Guilty.
28. Cried so hard you threw up? Guilty.
29. Gotten into a shouting match? Guilty.
30. Been skinny dipping? Guilty.
31. Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose? Guilty.
32. Laughed so hard it hurt? Guilty.
33. Tripped on your own feet? Guilty.
34. Cried yourself to sleep? Guilty.
35. Cried in public? Guilty.
36. Thrown up in public? Guilty.
37. Lied to your parents? Guilty.
38. Skipped class? Guilty.