Go Assk Obama
I love love love hanging out with my sister. She is so funny and she doesn't even know it. By the end of an afternoon of being with her my sides hurt from laughing and the corners of my mouth are stuck in a perma grin. When I'm sitting at my desk or driving home I will remember something she said and snort trying to stifle a laugh. Once, I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard when we were driving together and out of nowhere she yells, "OH MAN! I'M UGLY!" And she is so not ugly. She just didn't get ready to go out that day.
One thing that I love about my sister is that sometimes when she's talking it's like she doesn't realize she is talking out loud. Like the other day when we were out shopping for a birthday present for my mom.
Andmore: What should we get Mom for her birthday?
Me: I dunno. She wants one of those Obama books.
Andmore: *makes a disgusted noise* Like "The Audacity of Hope"? I hate that title. Audacity of Hope. I think he just wanted to use the word ass in the title and "The Asinine Book of Hope" was rejected. So was "Obama's got a nice ass." That one was probably considered too self serving.
I'm telling you, if you ever get the chance to hang out with her you should so totally take it. Your life will never be the same.
One thing that I love about my sister is that sometimes when she's talking it's like she doesn't realize she is talking out loud. Like the other day when we were out shopping for a birthday present for my mom.
Andmore: What should we get Mom for her birthday?
Me: I dunno. She wants one of those Obama books.
Andmore: *makes a disgusted noise* Like "The Audacity of Hope"? I hate that title. Audacity of Hope. I think he just wanted to use the word ass in the title and "The Asinine Book of Hope" was rejected. So was "Obama's got a nice ass." That one was probably considered too self serving.
I'm telling you, if you ever get the chance to hang out with her you should so totally take it. Your life will never be the same.