Short conversations with people who should be shot
#1
Him: "Here, let me get the door for you."
*pushes the automatic door opener*
(This one bugs me because it is not being chivalrous or funny, it is just being lazy. I especially like it when my arms are full and you "get the door" for me then walk away without noticing that the door didn't open and I have to do it anyway. Yup. Hardy har har.)
#2
I said: Remind me to tell you something later.
She said: OK. Tell me something later.
I said: *smack*
#3
Me: You got your hair cut.
Him: No, I got them all cut.
(If you were listening you would have heard me say YOUR hair cut not A haircut. Honestly, it's like you've been waiting all day for someone to notice your hair so you could use that joke. A joke that might have been funny 30 years ago but not anymore so don't do it again.)
Him: "Here, let me get the door for you."
*pushes the automatic door opener*
(This one bugs me because it is not being chivalrous or funny, it is just being lazy. I especially like it when my arms are full and you "get the door" for me then walk away without noticing that the door didn't open and I have to do it anyway. Yup. Hardy har har.)
#2
I said: Remind me to tell you something later.
She said: OK. Tell me something later.
I said: *smack*
#3
Me: You got your hair cut.
Him: No, I got them all cut.
(If you were listening you would have heard me say YOUR hair cut not A haircut. Honestly, it's like you've been waiting all day for someone to notice your hair so you could use that joke. A joke that might have been funny 30 years ago but not anymore so don't do it again.)