you drew a picture of me, so i had to write a song about you
I LOVE MY COUSIN!!!!! ugh shes the best. we spoke for a bit on the phone today, and it was fantabulous. we spoke about everything from sex to when we were kids. i hated her so much when we were little. she apologized though. she apologized for the time she locked me in the garage in my own house and i cried. and the time she pushed all these bikes on me. well yea she was an evil little girl but i guess it just gives us more to talk about now. we talked about her sex life with her gf which is a bit like masterbating and realizing that your teddy bear from your childhood is on your bed with you, but then telling yourself that your enjoying yourself too much so you say to yourself "fuck it" and continue your fun. yep, trully a beautiful thing when you think about it. so cluadia, my little gay cousin cluadia. ok so i'm only 3 months older than her, you know how proud i am when i'm older than people. which when i think about is kinda weird.....but yea shes great. and she has a baby deer named BAMBIE as a pet which makes her EVEN BETTER! i can't wait to go visit her and pick up chicks...shhhhh we wont tell becki (her gf).
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