goodbye to rosie, the queen of corona ...what. [booster, open]

Mar 26, 2008 23:50

Once upon a time, Booster Carter thought it would be an awesome idea to be trapped semi-nude in a small space with Noriko Ashida and a camera. And let's face it, it WAS an awesome idea. Men have KILLED to be in similar positions ( Read more... )

thread: [talkstothecat], thread: [ugliest_shirts], thread: [open], occurring: [on campus], thread: [deemphasize], post: [tomorrowisblue]

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tomorrowisblue March 31 2008, 20:37:48 UTC
"Parallel park! You know, you have to park between two other cars on the side of the street, like, they're there and there and you want to be there," He demonstrates with hand motions, so seriously, the aforementioned Watchers (no one actually is, unless Vic is perched on the roof of the car listening with a tin can and string, but--look, would anyone be SURPRISED) have completely got the wrong impression now, what with Ted neatly slotting his hands together that way.

Porn. What. WHERE ARE WE. Yes, in the middle of a sentence. "So you just slide your car in there--you don't have any idea how to do that, do you. Do you know how to properly signal when changing lanes? Or check your mirrors when reversing? Or how long to stop at a stop sign?" B|!!! Driving a car is A VERY SERIOUS AFFAIR, BOOSTER.

It would, perhaps, be way more serious if Ted himself did any of these things more than 'incredibly sporadically as it occurred to him' or 'when there is a cop car three feet away'. Also it reminds him it's time to not sit in the parking lot like goofballs anymore, and THUS, they are in motion. Awesome.

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talkstothecat March 31 2008, 21:11:20 UTC
Booster would not be surprised at all, really. Then again he is kind of preoccupied watching Ted's hands, so you could get a lot past him right now :O ... WHAT, he's just paying attention, this is SERIOUS BUSINESS! And not hand porn at all, how could anyone get that impression (answer: very easily). And then suddenly, they are moving, whoops. He'd better stop staring and respond.

Aaaaany time now. "I do! I totally do, I know... at least some of that stuff! Maybe not the parawhatever parking part but it doesn't sound all that hard to pick up." Lies. If Ted was listening very carefully, he will have heard the whooshing sound as everything he said went flying neatly over Booster's head just like cars in the FUTURE. "I bet I could do it after one lesson."

No, he couldn't.

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