Playing the Part (1/1), NC-17, J2, Mpreg
Title: Playing the part
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Warnings: Mpreg, graphic birth, rimming, schmoop and some minor OC’s.
Disclaimer: No offense or harm intended to the recognizable persons in this fic. It's just all a bit of fun. Think of it as if J2 were in a movie with characters with the same names!
Beta: munibunny has been kind enough to go over this and tidy up my sloppy spelling and grammar, so any mistakes that remain are all my own!
Summary: Heavily pregnant Jensen get’s conned into playing the Virgin Mary in his nephew’s Nativity play when the original actor pulls out at the last minute. It really did seem like a harmless idea at the time?!
Author Note: This was written as a gift for the wonderful mpregloveranon. She originally posted this prompt at spn_pwp_mpreg’s X-mas kink-a-thon last year and no one filled the prompt. As she has been a fantastic cheerleader and friend over the last couple month I wanted to get organised to have a fic she’s like as a Christmas present. Well as my muse has been going insane lately it decided to latch onto it with fevered abandon and this is the result - a Christmas present ready to go in August! :P
“Uncle Jensen...um...I know you’re big and tired and all...” Cooper’s earnest eyes staring up at him with nothing but innocence made Jensen laugh at the insult that would normally have him taking someone’s head off. The little boy wrung his hands and bit at his bottom lip nervously but continued, “It’s just...well, Ms Vandervolt who was gonna...”
“Was going to.” Jensen smiled as he automatically corrected him.
“Yeah, who was g-o-i-n-g t-o be the Virgun Mary.”
“I think you mean, V-i-r-g-i-n Mary.” Jensen smirked as Cooper rolled his eyes at him.
“Ok, V-i-r-g-i-n, can I just tell you already?” Cooper sighed as he frowned up at him.
Jensen gently patted the little guy’s head as he indicated zipping his lips as Cooper huffed his frustration.
“Will you be our V-i-r-g-i-n Mary then, Uncle Jensen? You’ve got the big baby belly and she wears a big sheet so no one will know it’s you.” Cooper earnest eyes pinned him to his chair as the laughter threatening to break free rumbled in his chest.
“I...ah...I...I don’t know, Coop...” Jensen spluttered as he tried to come up with an appropriate response.
“Aww...come on Jen, it would be fun and you’d obviously be helping out Coop here.” Jared’s teasing voice startled him as he walked into the living area and pulled his nephew in for a one armed hug as he ruffled his saggy blond locks.
“Uncle Jare! Stop it!” Cooper’s voice dissolved into giggles as Jared’s fingers dove in to tickle his sides.
Jensen’s eyes teared up suddenly as their antics reminded him why he loved his husband so much and couldn’t wait to see him with their own children. He quickly wiped at his errant tears, cursing his roller-coastering hormones as he saw Jared look up and grin at him.
Schooling his features back to a perfect pout, Jensen refused to hug him back when Jared came over to him and wrapped him up in his Sasquatch sized arms.
“Awww...I love you too baby,” Jared cooed into his ear.
“Stop it, I’m not five or a teddy bear,” Jensen said as he tried to wriggle his way out of his Husband’s embrace.
“Ewww...MOM, they’re doing it again.” Cooper’s loud protest had them pulling apart in two seconds flat.
“WHAT? Oh, hey, no buddy, we’re just giving each other a hug, that’s all.” Jared’s voice squeaked as he knelt down in front of the little boy.
Cooper leaned into his ear and with limited success, loudly whispered his secret, “I know, I’m just trying to get Mom down here so she can help make Uncle Jensen be the V-i-r-g-i-n Mary.”
Jensen rolled his eyes as Jared laughed so hard that he fell back onto the carpeted floor at their feet.
Nudging his swollen foot at Jared’s head, he growled at his prone husband, “Don’t encourage him. You’re supposed to be on my side you big oaf.”
~~~
Needless to say, Jensen wasn’t able to say no to his nephew in the end, and really, what could go wrong in a Nativity play when you just have to sit there and play the Virgin Mary? They had even made a nice comfy bed that looked like it was made out of straw but was actually a fancy latex mattress that had been donated to the school years ago and had hardly ever been used. This was going to be the easiest acting job that Jensen had ever had, not that he was getting paid for it, of course. Then there were the 8 or 9 seven year olds as his co stars to add an element of unpredictability to the mix, so yeah, he wouldn’t count his chickens before they hatched.
They had their quick rehearsal that morning, with the main event occurring that night. With Jensen’s part being non-speaking and mostly walking beside a cardboard cut out of Donkey and laying on the comfy mattress, he found himself having to fight dozing off as the travel over the last couple of days caught up with him and the murmur of the kids voices blended into a pleasant white noise as he relaxed back on the embracing mattress.
It wasn’t until he felt Jared gently nudging at this shoulder that he realised that he had, in fact, dozed off at some point. Blinking sleepily up at his hovering husband, he grinned when he saw Jared’s goofy love sick expression looking down at him.
“Hey there!” he chuckled slightly as he shuffled his way across the mattress and pushed himself to a half sit, bracing himself on his elbows. “Oops, didn’t mean to nod off on them, I hope Coop didn’t get offended.”
Jared chuckled as he swung down to lay beside him on the comfy mattress. “Nah, he was cool. All he cared about was getting out of the ‘dress’ as soon as he could.”
Jared’s arm stretched out behind him and helped to guide him back to lay on the mattress. He shuffled back over and rested his head on Jared’s shoulder, Jared’s arm coming around behind him to pull him in snug to his body.
“You know, everyone else has left to go get food and do last minute repairs to costumes and such. No one will be back here until at least 4pm and I have the key to the place. That gives us a good couple of hours to ourselves, without any pesky interruptions.”
Jensen twisted slightly to squint up at him. “Are you suggesting we use that time to desecrate this religiously sacrosanct site.” Jensen had to fight to stop the smirk fighting to quirk his lips as he sternly addressed his suddenly still husband.
Shifting slightly under him in his discomfort, Jared cleared his throat hesitantly before answering him in a timid voice, “umm...maybe, would that offend you?”
Jensen couldn’t hold back his laughter anymore and rolled into his side as best he could with his bulging belly getting in the way. “No Jare, it’s a school play set for crying out loud. That, in itself is a little disturbing, but not enough to kill the hard-on your innuendo just gave me.”
Jared rolled to face him fully, his eyes slightly glazed with wanton desire as he lazily pushed his hips up into the underside of Jensen’s swollen belly. His hard member prodded at the taut flesh of his belly. “You look surprisingly sexy in that elaborate sheet. How ‘bout we get it off you and I have my wicked way with the Mother of Christ.”
Jensen just shook his head at his wise cracking husband and pushed up his hips to let Jared draw the Virgin Mary costume up his swollen body. Once Jared had finally manoeuvred him around so that he could untangle him from the voluminous costume, both men made quick work of losing the rest of the clothes so that they were both laying naked on the soft mattress.
“Do you think this constitutes as a sin?” Jared’s genuinely curious voice had Jensen rolling his eyes at him and pulling him over his belly so he could capture his lips in a heated kiss.
“Shut up and fuck me, you idiot.”
Jared chuckled at him before leaning back in to pepper his face with kisses as his free hand roamed down his hyper sensitive skin. He arched up into Jared’s hard lean muscle, relishing the feel of his belly sliding across the taut muscles of Jared’s stomach. Jared’s hard erection pushed tight into his belly as he arched up into him while Jared’s callous roughened hard found the silky steel of his own erection.
He gasped as he bit down into the hollow of Jared’s neck while his grasping hand pumped him in a hard and fast rhythm, sending currents of pleasure rippling through his body.
Jensen pushed his legs wide as Jared slipped down between them licking and sucking at his overly sensitive skin as he went, pulling hard and sharp gasps from him as his teeth nipped at his desire flushed skin.
Jensen thumped his head back into the soft mattress as Jared’s free hand came up to fondle at this nipple while his talented tongue weaved it way across the tightly stretch skin of his belly, his mouth pausing to suckle at the popped out nub of his belly button as his fist continued to pump a delicious friction over Jensen throbbing cock.
Jensen clenched his hands into the mattress as Jared dipped his head down between his legs and nuzzled at his balls, slowly taking one into his moist, hot mouth and rolled it around on his undulating tongue.
Jensen moaned his displeasure as suddenly Jared’s talented hands left his nipple and cock to grip the undersides of his knees and pulled him up slightly so he had easier access.
A sharp cry left his lips as he felt Jared thick moist tongue plunge, with one quick thrust, into his quivering hole.
The thick warm muscle, lapped and stroked an unrelenting rhythm that had Jensen keening out his need for more in quick succession. The warm pants of breath across his sensitive skin as Jared continued his tender caresses, had Jensen squirming awkwardly on the bed in minutes as he felt his hole relax to draw more and more of Jared in.
Just as Jensen was about to demand more, Jared pushed his knees up under the backs of Jensen’s thighs and pulled him in to rest in his lap, his hot slick member sliding up between Jensen’s cheeks, nudging his slick head over the base of his balls. The slight curl of his body caused the baby to restrict his breathing a bit, but the fight for a full breath just heightened his pleasure so he wasn’t going to complain. Jensen arched his back and pushed down on his lap as Jared started to guide the pre-come slick head of his cock in a teasing pattern over his loosened hole. Finally, feeling the catch of the leaking head on the rim of muscle, he pushed down hard, impaling himself on the thick cock in one slow, aching glide.
“Fuck yeah.” Jared’s guttural moan had him bracing his belly with his hands and undulating his hips to just the right angle so that the white sparks of heat flowed out from his prostate as Jared hit it dead on with each thrust.
Already so close before, Jensen was barely holding on as Jared sped up his rough thrusts, his whole body jolted with each push and deliciously tight pull of Jared’s thick hot cock against his muscular walls. Jensen felt himself start to slide over into climax just as Jared’s thrusts became completely erratic and a hoarse cry was ripped from his throat as he felt the hot pulses of Jared’s release deep inside as his own orgasm ripped through his body. His vision whited out and slow grin stretched his lips as he slid off into unconscious as the bombardment of sensations overwhelmed him into oblivion.
~~~~
Jensen shifted slightly on the cloud like mattress as his back cramped in protest to over taxed muscles. He grunted softly as the pain crept up to annoying levels before finally releasing, the sigh of relief drawing a stirring of sleep tangled limbs from beside him.
“‘ou ‘k?” Jared mumbled as he entangled Jensen in his Sasquatch sized limbs, Jared’s hands seemingly drawn unerringly to his bulging belly, caressing it with soothing circles of his broad palms.
“Hmmm, yeah, just my back complaining as usual,” Jensen groaned as he tried to arch the low ache out of the tight muscles of his back.
Jensen shivered as Jared’s breath ghosted over his cheek as he pulled him in closer, whispering in his ear, “my poor Baby. Was I too rough for you?” his voice tight with his concern.
Jensen grinned as he turned slightly and captured Jared’s lips in a slow, sensual kiss, “no never,” he murmured into Jared’s return kiss.
Jared groaned and broke off the kiss as their bodies responded with interest.
“God Jen, what you do to me... I can’t think straight.”
Jensen chuckled as Jared thrust his growing erection into the hard mass of his belly. “Well, with your sex crazed brain and my baby brain we’re completely screwed when it comes to the thinking straight game. Though, I’m much more satisfied with your gay thoughts if you don’t mind.”
Jared rolled his eyes at him, “and you tell me I’m the one with the lame sense of humour.”
Jensen’s laughter burst out clear and bright before he leaned over and kissed Jared’s nose.
“Come on, you need to help me get up and dressed so we can clean up our mess before the poor innocent children start to arrive and we manage to scar them for life in all our naked glory,” Jensen teased as he arched his brows at this slighted husband.
Jared’s horrified look had him giggling in delight before Jared jumped up beside him and dragged him unceremoniously to his feet, his back spasming its protests to the sudden movements.
“Hey, ow, easy with the baby making Virgin Mary there Sasquatch,” Jensen cursed as he rubbed at his tense muscles.
Jensen could only roll his eyes as Jared instantly leaped to his side and gripped his elbow in support.
“I’m sorry, babe, did I hurt you? Do you need to sit down?” Jared fussed as his hands fluttered over Jensen’s swollen body.
Jensen slapped at the flapping hands. “Stop it, I’m ok. Stop fussing, I was just teasing you.”
Jared ducked his head as he mumbled his apology, “Sorry, I just...you don’t have...ok, I know, I’ll stop now.”
Jensen grinned at his contrite husband and shook his head with a sigh, “I know, you just worry. It will be all over soon and you’ll have someone else to fuss and worry over instead, ok?”
Jensen’s heart warmed as Jared’s face lit up at the mention of his child. How could he not love this man as much as he did?
“Ok, but in the meantime, please don’t give me anything to worry about, ok?” Jared pressed as he retrieved their clothes and started to help Jensen get redressed.
“Fine, no making you worry, check. Now come on, let’s get cleaned up before people start arriving and we get arrested for indecent exposure,” Jensen sighed as he let Jared help him dress and start removing the evidence of their afternoon activities from the stable set.
~~~~~~~~~
Jensen had made it through to the play without another Sasquatch worry attack. His back was killing him and he was really glad that they had dispensed with the cardboard Donkey walk in short order and he could just rest easy for the rest of the play on the luxurious mattress.
He grunted slightly as a tight band of pain suddenly gripped his lower belly, taking his breath away as the pain quickly climbed to distressing levels. He discretely rubbed at the agonizingly tense muscles and pulled in deep calm breaths as he tried to keep the pain to himself as he rode through it.
Slowly, the pain subsided and he was able to take a few moments to collect himself, thankful that he wasn’t required to do anything but recline on the mattress for his part as the Virgin Mary. Now that he had collected himself, Jensen allowed himself to think about what had just happened.
He swallowed hard and grinned inanely as the realisation came to him that he was in labor. Yeah, he was stuck on a stage in front of a couple of hundred people but...he was in labor.
That meant his baby was going to be here soon and he’d finally be able to hold him in his arms.
Jensen stroked his bulging belly through the calico costume. They were going to be Daddies...and soon.
Jensen bit down hard on this lip as he sucked in a harsh breath when the pain clamped down on his rock hard belly once more. He made his best attempt at a happy smile as Connor turned to look at him questioningly. He must have managed more than the grimace that he felt he was doing as Connor returned his smile and turned his attention back to his fellow actors.
Jensen did his best over the next 20 minutes to breath his way through the contractions that were rolling through his body every 3 to 5 minutes and not let on to his current plight. Not wanting to spoil the play for the kids.
He relaxed back into the mattress as a particular painful contraction ended, he figured he only had to wait another 10 minutes tops ‘til the play was finished and he could get Jared’s attention and give him the good news. Suddenly, he had to grit his teeth hard as another contraction ripped through his body. He started to panic slightly when he figured out that he really needed to push and realised that his labor was going a hell of a lot faster than he had expected.
Panting hard as the contraction continued to squeeze down on his straining belly, Jensen tried to get a glimpse of Jared waiting in the wings between the tiny bodies of the children acting in the play. None of them seemed to have noticed that he was in labor and were all continuing on with the devotion over the New Born King.
That meant there were only a few minutes to go before the curtain would fall and Jared would come out to get him. If he could just hang on until then, he wouldn’t freak any of the kids out and no one in the audience would be any the wiser. He could also get off the damn stage and off to the hospital.
He really did not want to have his baby in the fake stable, regardless of the cute symbolism.
He wanted drugs damn it.
Coming back to his surroundings as the long contraction finally let go of him, he tried to catch his breath before the next one hit, all the while trying not to alert anyone but Jared to his plight. He searched once more for his husband and finally caught sight of him just as the next contraction hit and the applause from the crowd drowned out his guttural cry as his need to push took over all his efforts to hold back and he started to bear down. Obviously, hearing his distress as he was so close to him, Cooper bent down and tapped him on the shoulder, his piercing blue eyes fearfully searching Jensen’s sweaty, straining face.
“Are you ok uncle Jensen, you don’t look so good?” he said as he shuffled from foot to foot, obviously not sure if he should stay with his pained uncle or bolt off the stage with the other kids now that the curtain was across the stage.
‘Arrrrrgh...Coop, get Jared...please get Jared.”
He obviously didn’t need anymore than that as permission to dart off the stage in the blink of an eye, and returned less than a minute later, dragging a confused Jared behind him.
“He said to get you. Is he ok, he don’t look good?” Cooper’s eyes shimmered as his fear manifested itself.
Jared quickly looked over to him, and obviously getting a good read on his husband’s pain and panic, Jared knelt down to Cooper’s eye level and braced his shoulder with his broad palm, turning him so he was no longer facing Jensen.
“He’s fine Coop. Thanks so much for coming to get me. How ‘bout you go tell your Mom that Jared said it’s time and tell her to make the call ok? Can you do that for me?”
Even though most of his concentration was taken up with pushing, Jensen couldn’t help but grin a little at Jared’s gentle handling of his nephew. He was going to make the best Dad ever.
Once Cooper was well on his way to getting his mother, Jared turned back to him, his face full of concern and panic.”Shit, Jen, why didn’t you tell someone so they could get you some help?”
Still panting from his exertion over the last contraction, Jensen growled at him, “and who was I gonna tell? Joseph? Not only is he only 7 but he was in the middle of acting out the birth of Christ on a stage!”
Jared shrugged his apology for his stupid suggestion, “yeah, ok you got me there, but shit Jen, it’s just a school play, it wouldn’t have mattered if you had to get them to stop in the middle. I’m sure Coop would have forgiven you in the end when he gets to see his cousin.”
“Oh god, Jare, I gotta push, fuck, I can’t have my baby in a stable...arrrrgh.” Jensen’s voice cut off into a loud cry as his belly clamped down again and he felt the pop of his waters breaking before the most intense contraction he had felt so far took his breath way and all he could do was push for all he was worth.
“Crap, just breath Jen, it’s ok, Stace will have called the ambulance by now. They’ll be here soon to help, I promise, just hang in there a bit longer for me,” Jared soothed as he started to push the Virgin Mary costume out of the way and pull off his soaked sweats and boxers as Jensen continued to cry out his distress as he pushed.
“Oh God, he’s pushing isn’t he?” Stacey’s shocked voice was loud enough to be heard over Jensen’s pained cries.
Jared must have waved her closer as suddenly Stacey was at his side stroking back his sweat slicked hair out of his face. “It’s ok, Jen, I promise it won’t hurt for too much longer. Just keep breathing and pushing with the contractions and the little munchkin will be here before you know it; keeping you up at night, crying to be fed.”
Jensen let out a short burst of laughter at Jared’s “quit it” hand gestures and “what the?” expression directed at his sister in law as the contraction eased off for the minute.
Still gasping to catch his breath from the exertion, Jensen poked a finger at the both of them. “Hey, this is supposed to be all about me right now, you two stop fighting and concentrate on the laboring man over here,” he finished with a poke to his own chest.
Jared rubbed at his now naked leg and shuffled forward to kiss him gently on the forehead, “I'm sorry baby, you just worry about getting through this ok? I promise I won’t kill your sister-in-law before the baby is born.” Jared ducked back down between his spread legs as Stacey swiped at his retreating head with her hand.
“Hey, watch it you, just cause you’re 6 foot one hundred doesn’t mean that I can’t put you over my knee. Now pay attention to your man, he’s the one doing all the hard work here,” Stacey teased as she went back to absently stoking Jensen hair from his face.
Jensen rolled his eyes at them and then gripped Stacey’s free hand tight as the next contraction started. “Uuuuhhhh...shit, where’s...ahhhhh....fuck...where’s the ambulance,” Jensen cried as the contraction ripped through him and a sharp burning sensation bloomed at his entrance. “Aaarrrrrggh, Jare, oh god....hurts.”
Jared’s voice cracked as he assured him, “I know baby, I know, it’s ok. I promise, just keep up your breathing like we practised. Remember...long breath in through your nose and long breath out through your mouth. That’s it, baby, you’re doing great. I’m so damn proud of you.”
Jensen could only groan out his distress at his declaration as the burning sensation intensified with the all consuming need to push and all he could do was roll up into his knees as best he could, with his overly swollen belly jutting between them, and push with everything he had. He was oblivious to everything else as he felt the baby’s head stretch him impossibly wide as it slowly emerged from his body. He screamed long and loud as the stretching burn spiked when the head finally reached it’s widest point. With a shocked gasp, his cock twitched when he felt the blessed relief of the baby’s shoulders and body slipping from his body in one quick, almost orgasmic rush.
He slowly became aware of his surroundings once more as he heard the sweet echoing cry of a new born infant. Pushing himself up as much as possible he searched out the source of the beautiful cries.
“Oh Jen, it’s a girl. Oh my god, she’s so beautiful.” Jared’s voice was choked with his tears as he gently placed the squalling bright red little girl in his outstretched arms.
He beamed up at Jared, his face alight with his utter joy. “She’s here, she’s really here.”
He swallowed hard as he blinked back tears and looked down at the settling infant, cradled to his chest. “I love you baby girl, “ he said as he place a gentle kiss on her forehead. “I’m your Daddy and this big giant over here,” he said as he looked lovingly over at Jared with tears of joys trailing down his cheeks, “is your other Daddy. We’re both gonna take good care of you.”
Jensen startled a little as he felt a gentle hand rest on his shoulder, having almost forgotten that his sister-in-law was beside him. “You did good, Jen, real good. How ‘bout we let the EMT’s have a look at you and that little darlin’ so that everyone can get back to their normal lives instead of gorkin’ at your bits.”
Jensen flushed scarlet as he suddenly noticed the large circle of people gathered around them smiling their support and encouragement at him. Before he could move, Jared covered his lower half with the now soiled costume and turned to glare at the uninvited on-lookers.
“Down boy, they’re not doin’ any harm.” Stacey soothed as she moved to Jared’s side as he moved to stand.
Given their cue, the gathered crowd quickly dispersed and the reassuring sight of the EMT’s uniform came into view at the other end of the hall.
“See, those lovely lads over there will take good care of your man and little cherub so don’t bust a valve chasing off the gorkers.”
Jensen could only chuckled as he watched Jared’s clenched fists unfurl and his shoulders relax back down from his ears at Stacey’s reassurance.
“You’ve got plenty of time to be their rescuing caveman in the years to come, ok? Just go be with your husband and daughter and enjoy your first moments of parenthood.”
Jensen heart swelled as Jared beamed a goofy, soppy grin at her and plonked himself down beside him and their little girl.
His grin was so wide that it hurt the corners of his mouth as he leaned into Jared’s comforting bulk. “So, what do you reckon, was she worth all the fuss?”
Jared’s sudden tears and beaming smile was all the answered he needed.
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Warnings: Mpreg, graphic birth, rimming, schmoop and some minor OC’s.
Disclaimer: No offense or harm intended to the recognizable persons in this fic. It's just all a bit of fun. Think of it as if J2 were in a movie with characters with the same names!
Beta: munibunny has been kind enough to go over this and tidy up my sloppy spelling and grammar, so any mistakes that remain are all my own!
Summary: Heavily pregnant Jensen get’s conned into playing the Virgin Mary in his nephew’s Nativity play when the original actor pulls out at the last minute. It really did seem like a harmless idea at the time?!
Author Note: This was written as a gift for the wonderful mpregloveranon. She originally posted this prompt at spn_pwp_mpreg’s X-mas kink-a-thon last year and no one filled the prompt. As she has been a fantastic cheerleader and friend over the last couple month I wanted to get organised to have a fic she’s like as a Christmas present. Well as my muse has been going insane lately it decided to latch onto it with fevered abandon and this is the result - a Christmas present ready to go in August! :P
“Uncle Jensen...um...I know you’re big and tired and all...” Cooper’s earnest eyes staring up at him with nothing but innocence made Jensen laugh at the insult that would normally have him taking someone’s head off. The little boy wrung his hands and bit at his bottom lip nervously but continued, “It’s just...well, Ms Vandervolt who was gonna...”
“Was going to.” Jensen smiled as he automatically corrected him.
“Yeah, who was g-o-i-n-g t-o be the Virgun Mary.”
“I think you mean, V-i-r-g-i-n Mary.” Jensen smirked as Cooper rolled his eyes at him.
“Ok, V-i-r-g-i-n, can I just tell you already?” Cooper sighed as he frowned up at him.
Jensen gently patted the little guy’s head as he indicated zipping his lips as Cooper huffed his frustration.
“Will you be our V-i-r-g-i-n Mary then, Uncle Jensen? You’ve got the big baby belly and she wears a big sheet so no one will know it’s you.” Cooper earnest eyes pinned him to his chair as the laughter threatening to break free rumbled in his chest.
“I...ah...I...I don’t know, Coop...” Jensen spluttered as he tried to come up with an appropriate response.
“Aww...come on Jen, it would be fun and you’d obviously be helping out Coop here.” Jared’s teasing voice startled him as he walked into the living area and pulled his nephew in for a one armed hug as he ruffled his saggy blond locks.
“Uncle Jare! Stop it!” Cooper’s voice dissolved into giggles as Jared’s fingers dove in to tickle his sides.
Jensen’s eyes teared up suddenly as their antics reminded him why he loved his husband so much and couldn’t wait to see him with their own children. He quickly wiped at his errant tears, cursing his roller-coastering hormones as he saw Jared look up and grin at him.
Schooling his features back to a perfect pout, Jensen refused to hug him back when Jared came over to him and wrapped him up in his Sasquatch sized arms.
“Awww...I love you too baby,” Jared cooed into his ear.
“Stop it, I’m not five or a teddy bear,” Jensen said as he tried to wriggle his way out of his Husband’s embrace.
“Ewww...MOM, they’re doing it again.” Cooper’s loud protest had them pulling apart in two seconds flat.
“WHAT? Oh, hey, no buddy, we’re just giving each other a hug, that’s all.” Jared’s voice squeaked as he knelt down in front of the little boy.
Cooper leaned into his ear and with limited success, loudly whispered his secret, “I know, I’m just trying to get Mom down here so she can help make Uncle Jensen be the V-i-r-g-i-n Mary.”
Jensen rolled his eyes as Jared laughed so hard that he fell back onto the carpeted floor at their feet.
Nudging his swollen foot at Jared’s head, he growled at his prone husband, “Don’t encourage him. You’re supposed to be on my side you big oaf.”
~~~
Needless to say, Jensen wasn’t able to say no to his nephew in the end, and really, what could go wrong in a Nativity play when you just have to sit there and play the Virgin Mary? They had even made a nice comfy bed that looked like it was made out of straw but was actually a fancy latex mattress that had been donated to the school years ago and had hardly ever been used. This was going to be the easiest acting job that Jensen had ever had, not that he was getting paid for it, of course. Then there were the 8 or 9 seven year olds as his co stars to add an element of unpredictability to the mix, so yeah, he wouldn’t count his chickens before they hatched.
They had their quick rehearsal that morning, with the main event occurring that night. With Jensen’s part being non-speaking and mostly walking beside a cardboard cut out of Donkey and laying on the comfy mattress, he found himself having to fight dozing off as the travel over the last couple of days caught up with him and the murmur of the kids voices blended into a pleasant white noise as he relaxed back on the embracing mattress.
It wasn’t until he felt Jared gently nudging at this shoulder that he realised that he had, in fact, dozed off at some point. Blinking sleepily up at his hovering husband, he grinned when he saw Jared’s goofy love sick expression looking down at him.
“Hey there!” he chuckled slightly as he shuffled his way across the mattress and pushed himself to a half sit, bracing himself on his elbows. “Oops, didn’t mean to nod off on them, I hope Coop didn’t get offended.”
Jared chuckled as he swung down to lay beside him on the comfy mattress. “Nah, he was cool. All he cared about was getting out of the ‘dress’ as soon as he could.”
Jared’s arm stretched out behind him and helped to guide him back to lay on the mattress. He shuffled back over and rested his head on Jared’s shoulder, Jared’s arm coming around behind him to pull him in snug to his body.
“You know, everyone else has left to go get food and do last minute repairs to costumes and such. No one will be back here until at least 4pm and I have the key to the place. That gives us a good couple of hours to ourselves, without any pesky interruptions.”
Jensen twisted slightly to squint up at him. “Are you suggesting we use that time to desecrate this religiously sacrosanct site.” Jensen had to fight to stop the smirk fighting to quirk his lips as he sternly addressed his suddenly still husband.
Shifting slightly under him in his discomfort, Jared cleared his throat hesitantly before answering him in a timid voice, “umm...maybe, would that offend you?”
Jensen couldn’t hold back his laughter anymore and rolled into his side as best he could with his bulging belly getting in the way. “No Jare, it’s a school play set for crying out loud. That, in itself is a little disturbing, but not enough to kill the hard-on your innuendo just gave me.”
Jared rolled to face him fully, his eyes slightly glazed with wanton desire as he lazily pushed his hips up into the underside of Jensen’s swollen belly. His hard member prodded at the taut flesh of his belly. “You look surprisingly sexy in that elaborate sheet. How ‘bout we get it off you and I have my wicked way with the Mother of Christ.”
Jensen just shook his head at his wise cracking husband and pushed up his hips to let Jared draw the Virgin Mary costume up his swollen body. Once Jared had finally manoeuvred him around so that he could untangle him from the voluminous costume, both men made quick work of losing the rest of the clothes so that they were both laying naked on the soft mattress.
“Do you think this constitutes as a sin?” Jared’s genuinely curious voice had Jensen rolling his eyes at him and pulling him over his belly so he could capture his lips in a heated kiss.
“Shut up and fuck me, you idiot.”
Jared chuckled at him before leaning back in to pepper his face with kisses as his free hand roamed down his hyper sensitive skin. He arched up into Jared’s hard lean muscle, relishing the feel of his belly sliding across the taut muscles of Jared’s stomach. Jared’s hard erection pushed tight into his belly as he arched up into him while Jared’s callous roughened hard found the silky steel of his own erection.
He gasped as he bit down into the hollow of Jared’s neck while his grasping hand pumped him in a hard and fast rhythm, sending currents of pleasure rippling through his body.
Jensen pushed his legs wide as Jared slipped down between them licking and sucking at his overly sensitive skin as he went, pulling hard and sharp gasps from him as his teeth nipped at his desire flushed skin.
Jensen thumped his head back into the soft mattress as Jared’s free hand came up to fondle at this nipple while his talented tongue weaved it way across the tightly stretch skin of his belly, his mouth pausing to suckle at the popped out nub of his belly button as his fist continued to pump a delicious friction over Jensen throbbing cock.
Jensen clenched his hands into the mattress as Jared dipped his head down between his legs and nuzzled at his balls, slowly taking one into his moist, hot mouth and rolled it around on his undulating tongue.
Jensen moaned his displeasure as suddenly Jared’s talented hands left his nipple and cock to grip the undersides of his knees and pulled him up slightly so he had easier access.
A sharp cry left his lips as he felt Jared thick moist tongue plunge, with one quick thrust, into his quivering hole.
The thick warm muscle, lapped and stroked an unrelenting rhythm that had Jensen keening out his need for more in quick succession. The warm pants of breath across his sensitive skin as Jared continued his tender caresses, had Jensen squirming awkwardly on the bed in minutes as he felt his hole relax to draw more and more of Jared in.
Just as Jensen was about to demand more, Jared pushed his knees up under the backs of Jensen’s thighs and pulled him in to rest in his lap, his hot slick member sliding up between Jensen’s cheeks, nudging his slick head over the base of his balls. The slight curl of his body caused the baby to restrict his breathing a bit, but the fight for a full breath just heightened his pleasure so he wasn’t going to complain. Jensen arched his back and pushed down on his lap as Jared started to guide the pre-come slick head of his cock in a teasing pattern over his loosened hole. Finally, feeling the catch of the leaking head on the rim of muscle, he pushed down hard, impaling himself on the thick cock in one slow, aching glide.
“Fuck yeah.” Jared’s guttural moan had him bracing his belly with his hands and undulating his hips to just the right angle so that the white sparks of heat flowed out from his prostate as Jared hit it dead on with each thrust.
Already so close before, Jensen was barely holding on as Jared sped up his rough thrusts, his whole body jolted with each push and deliciously tight pull of Jared’s thick hot cock against his muscular walls. Jensen felt himself start to slide over into climax just as Jared’s thrusts became completely erratic and a hoarse cry was ripped from his throat as he felt the hot pulses of Jared’s release deep inside as his own orgasm ripped through his body. His vision whited out and slow grin stretched his lips as he slid off into unconscious as the bombardment of sensations overwhelmed him into oblivion.
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Jensen shifted slightly on the cloud like mattress as his back cramped in protest to over taxed muscles. He grunted softly as the pain crept up to annoying levels before finally releasing, the sigh of relief drawing a stirring of sleep tangled limbs from beside him.
“‘ou ‘k?” Jared mumbled as he entangled Jensen in his Sasquatch sized limbs, Jared’s hands seemingly drawn unerringly to his bulging belly, caressing it with soothing circles of his broad palms.
“Hmmm, yeah, just my back complaining as usual,” Jensen groaned as he tried to arch the low ache out of the tight muscles of his back.
Jensen shivered as Jared’s breath ghosted over his cheek as he pulled him in closer, whispering in his ear, “my poor Baby. Was I too rough for you?” his voice tight with his concern.
Jensen grinned as he turned slightly and captured Jared’s lips in a slow, sensual kiss, “no never,” he murmured into Jared’s return kiss.
Jared groaned and broke off the kiss as their bodies responded with interest.
“God Jen, what you do to me... I can’t think straight.”
Jensen chuckled as Jared thrust his growing erection into the hard mass of his belly. “Well, with your sex crazed brain and my baby brain we’re completely screwed when it comes to the thinking straight game. Though, I’m much more satisfied with your gay thoughts if you don’t mind.”
Jared rolled his eyes at him, “and you tell me I’m the one with the lame sense of humour.”
Jensen’s laughter burst out clear and bright before he leaned over and kissed Jared’s nose.
“Come on, you need to help me get up and dressed so we can clean up our mess before the poor innocent children start to arrive and we manage to scar them for life in all our naked glory,” Jensen teased as he arched his brows at this slighted husband.
Jared’s horrified look had him giggling in delight before Jared jumped up beside him and dragged him unceremoniously to his feet, his back spasming its protests to the sudden movements.
“Hey, ow, easy with the baby making Virgin Mary there Sasquatch,” Jensen cursed as he rubbed at his tense muscles.
Jensen could only roll his eyes as Jared instantly leaped to his side and gripped his elbow in support.
“I’m sorry, babe, did I hurt you? Do you need to sit down?” Jared fussed as his hands fluttered over Jensen’s swollen body.
Jensen slapped at the flapping hands. “Stop it, I’m ok. Stop fussing, I was just teasing you.”
Jared ducked his head as he mumbled his apology, “Sorry, I just...you don’t have...ok, I know, I’ll stop now.”
Jensen grinned at his contrite husband and shook his head with a sigh, “I know, you just worry. It will be all over soon and you’ll have someone else to fuss and worry over instead, ok?”
Jensen’s heart warmed as Jared’s face lit up at the mention of his child. How could he not love this man as much as he did?
“Ok, but in the meantime, please don’t give me anything to worry about, ok?” Jared pressed as he retrieved their clothes and started to help Jensen get redressed.
“Fine, no making you worry, check. Now come on, let’s get cleaned up before people start arriving and we get arrested for indecent exposure,” Jensen sighed as he let Jared help him dress and start removing the evidence of their afternoon activities from the stable set.
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Jensen had made it through to the play without another Sasquatch worry attack. His back was killing him and he was really glad that they had dispensed with the cardboard Donkey walk in short order and he could just rest easy for the rest of the play on the luxurious mattress.
He grunted slightly as a tight band of pain suddenly gripped his lower belly, taking his breath away as the pain quickly climbed to distressing levels. He discretely rubbed at the agonizingly tense muscles and pulled in deep calm breaths as he tried to keep the pain to himself as he rode through it.
Slowly, the pain subsided and he was able to take a few moments to collect himself, thankful that he wasn’t required to do anything but recline on the mattress for his part as the Virgin Mary. Now that he had collected himself, Jensen allowed himself to think about what had just happened.
He swallowed hard and grinned inanely as the realisation came to him that he was in labor. Yeah, he was stuck on a stage in front of a couple of hundred people but...he was in labor.
That meant his baby was going to be here soon and he’d finally be able to hold him in his arms.
Jensen stroked his bulging belly through the calico costume. They were going to be Daddies...and soon.
Jensen bit down hard on this lip as he sucked in a harsh breath when the pain clamped down on his rock hard belly once more. He made his best attempt at a happy smile as Connor turned to look at him questioningly. He must have managed more than the grimace that he felt he was doing as Connor returned his smile and turned his attention back to his fellow actors.
Jensen did his best over the next 20 minutes to breath his way through the contractions that were rolling through his body every 3 to 5 minutes and not let on to his current plight. Not wanting to spoil the play for the kids.
He relaxed back into the mattress as a particular painful contraction ended, he figured he only had to wait another 10 minutes tops ‘til the play was finished and he could get Jared’s attention and give him the good news. Suddenly, he had to grit his teeth hard as another contraction ripped through his body. He started to panic slightly when he figured out that he really needed to push and realised that his labor was going a hell of a lot faster than he had expected.
Panting hard as the contraction continued to squeeze down on his straining belly, Jensen tried to get a glimpse of Jared waiting in the wings between the tiny bodies of the children acting in the play. None of them seemed to have noticed that he was in labor and were all continuing on with the devotion over the New Born King.
That meant there were only a few minutes to go before the curtain would fall and Jared would come out to get him. If he could just hang on until then, he wouldn’t freak any of the kids out and no one in the audience would be any the wiser. He could also get off the damn stage and off to the hospital.
He really did not want to have his baby in the fake stable, regardless of the cute symbolism.
He wanted drugs damn it.
Coming back to his surroundings as the long contraction finally let go of him, he tried to catch his breath before the next one hit, all the while trying not to alert anyone but Jared to his plight. He searched once more for his husband and finally caught sight of him just as the next contraction hit and the applause from the crowd drowned out his guttural cry as his need to push took over all his efforts to hold back and he started to bear down. Obviously, hearing his distress as he was so close to him, Cooper bent down and tapped him on the shoulder, his piercing blue eyes fearfully searching Jensen’s sweaty, straining face.
“Are you ok uncle Jensen, you don’t look so good?” he said as he shuffled from foot to foot, obviously not sure if he should stay with his pained uncle or bolt off the stage with the other kids now that the curtain was across the stage.
‘Arrrrrgh...Coop, get Jared...please get Jared.”
He obviously didn’t need anymore than that as permission to dart off the stage in the blink of an eye, and returned less than a minute later, dragging a confused Jared behind him.
“He said to get you. Is he ok, he don’t look good?” Cooper’s eyes shimmered as his fear manifested itself.
Jared quickly looked over to him, and obviously getting a good read on his husband’s pain and panic, Jared knelt down to Cooper’s eye level and braced his shoulder with his broad palm, turning him so he was no longer facing Jensen.
“He’s fine Coop. Thanks so much for coming to get me. How ‘bout you go tell your Mom that Jared said it’s time and tell her to make the call ok? Can you do that for me?”
Even though most of his concentration was taken up with pushing, Jensen couldn’t help but grin a little at Jared’s gentle handling of his nephew. He was going to make the best Dad ever.
Once Cooper was well on his way to getting his mother, Jared turned back to him, his face full of concern and panic.”Shit, Jen, why didn’t you tell someone so they could get you some help?”
Still panting from his exertion over the last contraction, Jensen growled at him, “and who was I gonna tell? Joseph? Not only is he only 7 but he was in the middle of acting out the birth of Christ on a stage!”
Jared shrugged his apology for his stupid suggestion, “yeah, ok you got me there, but shit Jen, it’s just a school play, it wouldn’t have mattered if you had to get them to stop in the middle. I’m sure Coop would have forgiven you in the end when he gets to see his cousin.”
“Oh god, Jare, I gotta push, fuck, I can’t have my baby in a stable...arrrrgh.” Jensen’s voice cut off into a loud cry as his belly clamped down again and he felt the pop of his waters breaking before the most intense contraction he had felt so far took his breath way and all he could do was push for all he was worth.
“Crap, just breath Jen, it’s ok, Stace will have called the ambulance by now. They’ll be here soon to help, I promise, just hang in there a bit longer for me,” Jared soothed as he started to push the Virgin Mary costume out of the way and pull off his soaked sweats and boxers as Jensen continued to cry out his distress as he pushed.
“Oh God, he’s pushing isn’t he?” Stacey’s shocked voice was loud enough to be heard over Jensen’s pained cries.
Jared must have waved her closer as suddenly Stacey was at his side stroking back his sweat slicked hair out of his face. “It’s ok, Jen, I promise it won’t hurt for too much longer. Just keep breathing and pushing with the contractions and the little munchkin will be here before you know it; keeping you up at night, crying to be fed.”
Jensen let out a short burst of laughter at Jared’s “quit it” hand gestures and “what the?” expression directed at his sister in law as the contraction eased off for the minute.
Still gasping to catch his breath from the exertion, Jensen poked a finger at the both of them. “Hey, this is supposed to be all about me right now, you two stop fighting and concentrate on the laboring man over here,” he finished with a poke to his own chest.
Jared rubbed at his now naked leg and shuffled forward to kiss him gently on the forehead, “I'm sorry baby, you just worry about getting through this ok? I promise I won’t kill your sister-in-law before the baby is born.” Jared ducked back down between his spread legs as Stacey swiped at his retreating head with her hand.
“Hey, watch it you, just cause you’re 6 foot one hundred doesn’t mean that I can’t put you over my knee. Now pay attention to your man, he’s the one doing all the hard work here,” Stacey teased as she went back to absently stoking Jensen hair from his face.
Jensen rolled his eyes at them and then gripped Stacey’s free hand tight as the next contraction started. “Uuuuhhhh...shit, where’s...ahhhhh....fuck...where’s the ambulance,” Jensen cried as the contraction ripped through him and a sharp burning sensation bloomed at his entrance. “Aaarrrrrggh, Jare, oh god....hurts.”
Jared’s voice cracked as he assured him, “I know baby, I know, it’s ok. I promise, just keep up your breathing like we practised. Remember...long breath in through your nose and long breath out through your mouth. That’s it, baby, you’re doing great. I’m so damn proud of you.”
Jensen could only groan out his distress at his declaration as the burning sensation intensified with the all consuming need to push and all he could do was roll up into his knees as best he could, with his overly swollen belly jutting between them, and push with everything he had. He was oblivious to everything else as he felt the baby’s head stretch him impossibly wide as it slowly emerged from his body. He screamed long and loud as the stretching burn spiked when the head finally reached it’s widest point. With a shocked gasp, his cock twitched when he felt the blessed relief of the baby’s shoulders and body slipping from his body in one quick, almost orgasmic rush.
He slowly became aware of his surroundings once more as he heard the sweet echoing cry of a new born infant. Pushing himself up as much as possible he searched out the source of the beautiful cries.
“Oh Jen, it’s a girl. Oh my god, she’s so beautiful.” Jared’s voice was choked with his tears as he gently placed the squalling bright red little girl in his outstretched arms.
He beamed up at Jared, his face alight with his utter joy. “She’s here, she’s really here.”
He swallowed hard as he blinked back tears and looked down at the settling infant, cradled to his chest. “I love you baby girl, “ he said as he place a gentle kiss on her forehead. “I’m your Daddy and this big giant over here,” he said as he looked lovingly over at Jared with tears of joys trailing down his cheeks, “is your other Daddy. We’re both gonna take good care of you.”
Jensen startled a little as he felt a gentle hand rest on his shoulder, having almost forgotten that his sister-in-law was beside him. “You did good, Jen, real good. How ‘bout we let the EMT’s have a look at you and that little darlin’ so that everyone can get back to their normal lives instead of gorkin’ at your bits.”
Jensen flushed scarlet as he suddenly noticed the large circle of people gathered around them smiling their support and encouragement at him. Before he could move, Jared covered his lower half with the now soiled costume and turned to glare at the uninvited on-lookers.
“Down boy, they’re not doin’ any harm.” Stacey soothed as she moved to Jared’s side as he moved to stand.
Given their cue, the gathered crowd quickly dispersed and the reassuring sight of the EMT’s uniform came into view at the other end of the hall.
“See, those lovely lads over there will take good care of your man and little cherub so don’t bust a valve chasing off the gorkers.”
Jensen could only chuckled as he watched Jared’s clenched fists unfurl and his shoulders relax back down from his ears at Stacey’s reassurance.
“You’ve got plenty of time to be their rescuing caveman in the years to come, ok? Just go be with your husband and daughter and enjoy your first moments of parenthood.”
Jensen heart swelled as Jared beamed a goofy, soppy grin at her and plonked himself down beside him and their little girl.
His grin was so wide that it hurt the corners of his mouth as he leaned into Jared’s comforting bulk. “So, what do you reckon, was she worth all the fuss?”
Jared’s sudden tears and beaming smile was all the answered he needed.