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stinky_horowitz

Gross Anatomy, Part 2

Jan 14, 2009 13:07

I was going to make my recollections of gross anatomy into a longer story, but I doubt I'll ever summon up the motivation to do so. It would make a small novel, and I'm not that ambitious yet. Instead, I'll just give you some impressions and collect them over several days. I hope they don't become too disjointed.

( Description of the cadavers ensues... )

gross anatomy

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rabid_fangrrl January 14 2009, 18:54:18 UTC

I actually had to laugh out loud at the gum thing. It's horrid you were splooshed - but really kind of funny too, you poor thing!

stinky_horowitz January 14 2009, 19:29:09 UTC

Oh yeah. EVERYBODY saw it happen, too, because the person who splashed screeched "I'M SO SORRY," and made a big deal of it. The special effort I took not to gag or be a baby about it was hilarious. Sort of like a wet cat licking itself, except I was trying to spit into a trashcan and rinse my mouth out with dignity. Nobody laughed, but they SO wanted to. Did I stop by the liquor store on the way home? You bet. Alcohol kills germs.

txilar January 14 2009, 18:58:41 UTC

Oh wow, this is disgustingly fascinating. And even the weenie was hot pink too eh? Hysterical.

The gum thing, oh ugh. How awful.

I used to be a Vicks girl, but now I like Olbas. Better 'flavour' though people think I'm doing drugs when I have the inhaler out.

Can't wait for more of this horrible stuff! ^_^

stinky_horowitz January 14 2009, 19:58:34 UTC

I'd never heard of Olbas, so I looked up their website. Their ad copy says "Especially beneficial during times of seasonal discomfort, low humidity and other unwelcome nasal encounters". Indeed, it sounds specially formulated to protect against olfactory assault. Heh.

More to come! I'm glad you're fascinated; it inspires me to include the grittier details.