HAIR for sale!!
(particularly mine, though i will acquire other's hair, if you would like). Due to my ever-shrinking funds and my extreme aversion to honest work, i am selling my hair! i have it all saved in a box under my bed- strands, chunks, whole parts- whatever you want, EVERYTHING MUST GO!! you name your want, i name the price! Yes, cheap, non-greasy, naturally black hair for sale! wear it, share it, eat it, feed it, make wigs, make sweaters, make pies out of it, make doggy hats out of it- i dont care, its TOTAL LIQUIDATION HERE on MY HEAD!!!*
(this is not my hair, personally, and if it was, i wouldnt sell it, but, regardless, THIS is HAIR!!! it is PROBABLY REAL!?)
*scalp sold seperately; hair recieved will be solely from head- back, arm, leg, armpit, eyebrow, nose, ear, etc. hairs will be sold at a later date and are not available for this deal