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Oh blissful sweet absence of all
(namely school).......
...to you i dedicate this musing.
it is because of you that i am here, in an old chair, at an old table, writing this soon to be old journal entry. It is because of you that i have dedicated this night to a beautiful negligence of all things relating to intellect, and instead am focusing on ipod updates, cd burning, social life with weeks unseen members of the male sex, and foremost....hygiene. I guess that's something that must be maintained, uk? I mean, ik it really doesn't matter too much but...a shower now and then can be a big improvement, uk?
can u see the effect ds has on girls? there are 4 pretty obvious items in the above paragraph that could point you to the conclusion that i attend ds.
1) ipod? yea that's right, its a mini. me and 346 other girls at ds carry them around
the halls (tho i'm proud to say mine is not pink)
2) the overall language~~does it seem a little too formal for a lj? did you notice that
i spelled negligence correctly? or could it be that i used the word intellect? or
maybe that i wrote the word sex without writing 'hehe' or '(yea, i'm horny! meet me
in the bathroom)' afterwards?
3) the allusion to the fact that my social life with my male friends is terribly
emaciated because i do attend an all female highschool.... and YES, me and my
perfectly heterosexual self do consider that a HUGE drawback. it's terribly
deleterious. (i miss my boyfriend!!!!)
4) the reference to a lack of hygiene, or rather...caring about hygiene. usually it's
there, it's just not a priority. It's just that tonight i took like a half hour
shower and used all the yummy smelling stuff which is just a helluva lot spiffier
than my usual soap, shampoo, conditioner routine. but i'm just waaay to lazy to
be special smelling all the time....
so i guess that was my revelation that i'm really kind of a true ds-er, despite my constant making fun of the stereotype, i'm right up there with 'em. plus, today i read this hilarious little ditty titled "how to know if you're a catholic schoolgirl skank" and you know? i definetely fell into about 90% of the statements......
if i can find it to put it in here i definetely will...it's soo worth sharing.
oh, and if you haven't figured it out by now..this one's gunna be a long one, it's been a long time, been a long time, been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely time...
ok not really, don't mind that tangent! if it had been i'd have nothing to write! and i certainly do......
to continue...
THE MINIVAN IS ALL MINE!
...and an extension of that is the dashboard. So my little hawaiian man in his trendy hula skirt is now rightfully perched there. that is where he will reside forevermore. and uk what? it pisses my mom off. which, oddly enough, (cuz i am anything but a rebellious child) really really makes me happy! i actually enjoyed it when she realized that she could do nothing about it because the dashboard was mine to use as i wished. and i also think that to continue this feeling...i might just put a bumper sticker on as well! muhaha.... it's so fun being evil in tiny ways!
ok so i guess i kinda of ran out of big topics (although i totally didn't cuz i'll ramble a lot longer, i'm sure). like, for example, i went thrift shopping with jake this weekend. that was soo fun. he got a cool hippie shirt (i found it for him).
also, i went to the bowling for soup concert 2 weeks ago. that was a blast! and american hi-fi was there! oh excitement. The sad thing was, the next day at acceleration waukesha (my work out personal trainer camp of hell) where all the girls are tan, blonde, kick-ass barbie creatures (public school, uk...arrowead) they all knew bowling for soup. The thing is...kiss plays them. I don't know whether to give into the whole "you sellout bitches, i have lost respect for u!" trend, or to more highly regard kiss (NO.)...and since i've loved bfs for 3 years and can't just turn my back on them...i guess i'll just have to be happy for their mainstream success?...i guess? oy, what a predicament.
hm, i guess i'll stop rambling. idk why, but i'm in an awfully good mood right now. it's probably due to the excessive amounts of sugar in the form of birthday cake that i've been ingesting tho... and maybe partly due to my friend chester sitting next to me.
....chester cheeto that is. yea, that's right. he's my pal. we're like this <>.
and maybe it's cuz I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!! (add that to my list of very catholic school things to do...if u don't have a full week of school more than 2 times per month). yeah, that's probably it.
well on that note, me and my good mood are going to go bask in our nothingtodoness.
u really should come join me...except ik that some of u can't cuz u actually have stuff to do...
oh chester, don't u feel bad for those poor fools who have school tomorrow??
ik....but don't feel too bad, maybe they need it. someone needs to tell them that its not really an 'edumacashun' they're getting....
haha i love u non-dsers more than anything tho!
ciao!
(namely school).......
...to you i dedicate this musing.
it is because of you that i am here, in an old chair, at an old table, writing this soon to be old journal entry. It is because of you that i have dedicated this night to a beautiful negligence of all things relating to intellect, and instead am focusing on ipod updates, cd burning, social life with weeks unseen members of the male sex, and foremost....hygiene. I guess that's something that must be maintained, uk? I mean, ik it really doesn't matter too much but...a shower now and then can be a big improvement, uk?
can u see the effect ds has on girls? there are 4 pretty obvious items in the above paragraph that could point you to the conclusion that i attend ds.
1) ipod? yea that's right, its a mini. me and 346 other girls at ds carry them around
the halls (tho i'm proud to say mine is not pink)
2) the overall language~~does it seem a little too formal for a lj? did you notice that
i spelled negligence correctly? or could it be that i used the word intellect? or
maybe that i wrote the word sex without writing 'hehe' or '(yea, i'm horny! meet me
in the bathroom)' afterwards?
3) the allusion to the fact that my social life with my male friends is terribly
emaciated because i do attend an all female highschool.... and YES, me and my
perfectly heterosexual self do consider that a HUGE drawback. it's terribly
deleterious. (i miss my boyfriend!!!!)
4) the reference to a lack of hygiene, or rather...caring about hygiene. usually it's
there, it's just not a priority. It's just that tonight i took like a half hour
shower and used all the yummy smelling stuff which is just a helluva lot spiffier
than my usual soap, shampoo, conditioner routine. but i'm just waaay to lazy to
be special smelling all the time....
so i guess that was my revelation that i'm really kind of a true ds-er, despite my constant making fun of the stereotype, i'm right up there with 'em. plus, today i read this hilarious little ditty titled "how to know if you're a catholic schoolgirl skank" and you know? i definetely fell into about 90% of the statements......
if i can find it to put it in here i definetely will...it's soo worth sharing.
oh, and if you haven't figured it out by now..this one's gunna be a long one, it's been a long time, been a long time, been a long lonely lonely lonely lonely time...
ok not really, don't mind that tangent! if it had been i'd have nothing to write! and i certainly do......
to continue...
THE MINIVAN IS ALL MINE!
...and an extension of that is the dashboard. So my little hawaiian man in his trendy hula skirt is now rightfully perched there. that is where he will reside forevermore. and uk what? it pisses my mom off. which, oddly enough, (cuz i am anything but a rebellious child) really really makes me happy! i actually enjoyed it when she realized that she could do nothing about it because the dashboard was mine to use as i wished. and i also think that to continue this feeling...i might just put a bumper sticker on as well! muhaha.... it's so fun being evil in tiny ways!
ok so i guess i kinda of ran out of big topics (although i totally didn't cuz i'll ramble a lot longer, i'm sure). like, for example, i went thrift shopping with jake this weekend. that was soo fun. he got a cool hippie shirt (i found it for him).
also, i went to the bowling for soup concert 2 weeks ago. that was a blast! and american hi-fi was there! oh excitement. The sad thing was, the next day at acceleration waukesha (my work out personal trainer camp of hell) where all the girls are tan, blonde, kick-ass barbie creatures (public school, uk...arrowead) they all knew bowling for soup. The thing is...kiss plays them. I don't know whether to give into the whole "you sellout bitches, i have lost respect for u!" trend, or to more highly regard kiss (NO.)...and since i've loved bfs for 3 years and can't just turn my back on them...i guess i'll just have to be happy for their mainstream success?...i guess? oy, what a predicament.
hm, i guess i'll stop rambling. idk why, but i'm in an awfully good mood right now. it's probably due to the excessive amounts of sugar in the form of birthday cake that i've been ingesting tho... and maybe partly due to my friend chester sitting next to me.
....chester cheeto that is. yea, that's right. he's my pal. we're like this <>.
and maybe it's cuz I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!! (add that to my list of very catholic school things to do...if u don't have a full week of school more than 2 times per month). yeah, that's probably it.
well on that note, me and my good mood are going to go bask in our nothingtodoness.
u really should come join me...except ik that some of u can't cuz u actually have stuff to do...
oh chester, don't u feel bad for those poor fools who have school tomorrow??
ik....but don't feel too bad, maybe they need it. someone needs to tell them that its not really an 'edumacashun' they're getting....
haha i love u non-dsers more than anything tho!
ciao!