Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stinibobs!

Jan 19, 2006 12:14


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Stinibobs!
  1. During World War II, Americans tried to train stinibobs to drop bombs.
  2. Without stinibobs, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand!
  3. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have stinibobs for the rest of the day!
  4. If you kiss stinibobs for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  5. Stinibobs is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
  6. Early thermometers were filled with stinibobs instead of mercury!
  7. The average duration of sexual intercourse for stinibobs is two minutes.
  8. Stinibobs is actually a mammal, not a fish.
  9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented stinibobs, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
  10. Stinibobs was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!


*sigh* Dads birthday today, sent him a text, can't be arsed talking to him, will do that when i see him on Saturday *another sigh* will speak to my gran later to let her know i'm going to the do *sighs a third time* why couldn't he have had his birthday a week later, it would have saved me money as he will be in Cyprus and i needed have bothered getting him anything (must get pressie tomorrow ;) )

meh! at least i don't have a tutorial today *yey* so can stay home and do some work instead of going in printing like a mad woman in the computer room (me? mad?) just to show James how little i have actually done. thats a bit of a lie actually, i like to think i've done a fair bit this week, its my concept studies i'm worried about! but never mind, i'll sort it tomorrow

dad, meme, college work

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