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DO YOU SNORE?
i've been told its comparable with a small jet taking off
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
can't it be both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
failure
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
i've built my fair share of small, square houses
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
what ever happened to game shows? They need to have a 24 hour Price is Right channel. That's what i think
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
and just about everything else that goes into my mouth. this is why i have to be a lesbian
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
you're fucking right i was
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
ha...you don't know me very well, huh?
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
the one at work is whiteish...i think mine at home is black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
beautifully
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED
this one time with ashley down some stairs...it ended up just being a lot of bruises
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
well...there's this one thing i can do with my...
oh, and i can cook apparently
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
anywhere that has warm, blue oceans, no seaweed, and buff boys with apple tushes bringing me pina coladas, margaritas, and kamikazes
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
about as funny as your mom
CAN YOU SWIM?
what kind of question is that? of course i can swim...i've been swimming since i was 4 months old
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no...but i think i own it
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Just like sabrina said...fuck the ozone
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
"JUST ONE."
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
i've never tried
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
have you ever flown one over the grand canyon? didn't think so. me 1 you 0
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
kinda...beanie's like a sister and i've got those brother things in virginia
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
electric
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
can i shoot stuff??
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
bean'll make a good first wife
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
absolutely
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
penicillin...o-rings (yea, where the fuck did that come from) and some random other shit that makes me itchy
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU!"
whenever i called babe last
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
i cried at my dad's wedding...and if you were marrying annette, i'd cry at yours too
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
i don't
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
"i sat next to her in english last year. she asked me how to spell orange"
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
narnia
WHAT TIME IS IT?
4:14 PM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Chrissy, Stina, Chris...don't call me chrissy
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
no, but your mom is
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
when we drove through two intersections and almost killed like 6 people in the passat...oh, wait, no...jotham's car
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
baths
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yes, and he better fucking bring me full house on DVD for christmas this year
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED.
duh
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
yup
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
cigarettes, food, and family guy
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
whatevs...as long as my bitch is in the kitchen making it, i don't care
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
indeed
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
no...fuckers
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
i don't think i have...mmm...gingivitis
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
.....you wanna hit of this shit?
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER
kinda
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
brownish
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
it depends on where i am...never like shannon though, that shit is crazy
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
somewhere between rarely and occasionally...i can't think of a word for that
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
Napoleon, what are you doing this weekend?
Whatever i feel like i wanna do, GOSH
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
My boobs can always tell when its going to rain......well...they can tell when its already raining
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
about 200 times
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
not particularly well
CAN YOU SKATE?
what kind of skate? ice skate? yes
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
check your wallet
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
if by snowboard, you mean take my snowboard down the tiny hill in my backyard and not fall, then no
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
fuck yea...naked camping
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
if you're the right person
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
in a young girl's heart
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
in that bestial kind of way
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
like i said, bean'll make a good first wife
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
only while molesting small boys
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
generally, yes
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
its cold in this fucking office
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
i don't know, but i'm fucking starving
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
on my toe-ys
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
come on, I'm VSC...have i ever been kissed
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
those ones where they're like "small children will die if you smoke pot!!"
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
if i have your credit card i will
i've been told its comparable with a small jet taking off
ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
can't it be both
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
failure
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
i've built my fair share of small, square houses
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
what ever happened to game shows? They need to have a 24 hour Price is Right channel. That's what i think
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
and just about everything else that goes into my mouth. this is why i have to be a lesbian
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
you're fucking right i was
IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
ha...you don't know me very well, huh?
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
the one at work is whiteish...i think mine at home is black
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
beautifully
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED
this one time with ashley down some stairs...it ended up just being a lot of bruises
ANY SECRET TALENTS?
well...there's this one thing i can do with my...
oh, and i can cook apparently
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
anywhere that has warm, blue oceans, no seaweed, and buff boys with apple tushes bringing me pina coladas, margaritas, and kamikazes
IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
about as funny as your mom
CAN YOU SWIM?
what kind of question is that? of course i can swim...i've been swimming since i was 4 months old
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no...but i think i own it
DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Just like sabrina said...fuck the ozone
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Rhode Island state prison?"
"JUST ONE."
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
i've never tried
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
have you ever flown one over the grand canyon? didn't think so. me 1 you 0
ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
kinda...beanie's like a sister and i've got those brother things in virginia
DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
electric
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
can i shoot stuff??
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
bean'll make a good first wife
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
absolutely
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
penicillin...o-rings (yea, where the fuck did that come from) and some random other shit that makes me itchy
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU!"
whenever i called babe last
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
i cried at my dad's wedding...and if you were marrying annette, i'd cry at yours too
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
i don't
ARE BLONDES DUMB?
"i sat next to her in english last year. she asked me how to spell orange"
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
narnia
WHAT TIME IS IT?
4:14 PM
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Chrissy, Stina, Chris...don't call me chrissy
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
no, but your mom is
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
when we drove through two intersections and almost killed like 6 people in the passat...oh, wait, no...jotham's car
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
baths
IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yes, and he better fucking bring me full house on DVD for christmas this year
DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED.
duh
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
yup
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
cigarettes, food, and family guy
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
whatevs...as long as my bitch is in the kitchen making it, i don't care
CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
indeed
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
no...fuckers
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
i don't think i have...mmm...gingivitis
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
.....you wanna hit of this shit?
ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER
kinda
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
brownish
HOW LOUD DO YOU SNEEZE?
it depends on where i am...never like shannon though, that shit is crazy
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
somewhere between rarely and occasionally...i can't think of a word for that
WHO'S BETTER: STONE COLD OR THE ROCK?
Napoleon, what are you doing this weekend?
Whatever i feel like i wanna do, GOSH
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
My boobs can always tell when its going to rain......well...they can tell when its already raining
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
about 200 times
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
not particularly well
CAN YOU SKATE?
what kind of skate? ice skate? yes
HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
check your wallet
CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
if by snowboard, you mean take my snowboard down the tiny hill in my backyard and not fall, then no
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
fuck yea...naked camping
DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
if you're the right person
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
in a young girl's heart
ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
in that bestial kind of way
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
like i said, bean'll make a good first wife
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
only while molesting small boys
DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
generally, yes
IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
its cold in this fucking office
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
i don't know, but i'm fucking starving
DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
on my toe-ys
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
come on, I'm VSC...have i ever been kissed
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
those ones where they're like "small children will die if you smoke pot!!"
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
if i have your credit card i will