GUESS WHO'S GOING BUNGEE JUMPING NEXT WEEK!
I dunno, but not me.
Good morning, people on my friends list. Being that I haven't talked/typed to you in quite some time, I feel the need to tell you of my doings. At least, I'll type them down and you guys can pretend to read it. Fair?
I feel disgusting. Until today, I hadn't showered since Sunday. I don't recomend it. Even of all you do all day is sit around on your lazy butt (like me), you still start smelling bad. But now I smell clean, like fresh rasberries or apples or whatever that stuff is supposed to smell like. It's hard to tell.
Oh! But I haven't been completely lazy! I've been typing at the computer, which I'm sure improves my writing skills. *cough* But HEY! Roleplaying (in paragraph OR script form) takes creativity, especially if your goal is to make as many funny lines as possible. It is fun.
Also, I've been typing up random little things, like this story. Here's the first "chapter" of it. It's very short, and the rest of the story probably will be too.
Once upon a time, there was a little ninja. He was gay. He was very sad because no one knew that he was gay, and he was much too shy to tell them. In his training group (they're split into groups of three), he was the only boy. His partners were always inviting their friends over to discuss techniques and sexy older ninjas and such, but they never included Sousuke (for lack of better name), the little gay ninja.
Fortunately or unfortunately (depending how you see it), Sousuke was rather attractive. So attractive, in fact, that even I would consider dating him. Unfortunately (for sure this time), he did not want to attract girls. No no, this one was a little gay ninja. He was very tired of girls hitting on him. He thought they were all dreadful. Soon, the little gay ninja sunk into a deep depression.
Because he was depressed, Sousuke, the little gay ninja, began to neglect training. He would slack off and only do what was needed of him, never more. He avoided girls as much as was humanly possible. He stopped talking to his partners altogether, it proved to make things difficult for their team. He threw kunai (little throwing knives) into the wall of his room to take out his anger. This only made him feel worse, as he was made to patch up the holes with plaster himself.
TBC...
Interesting, ne? If you go back and read the vowels like you're speaking Spanish, and make the l's sound like r's, you've almost got a Japanese accent. Congrats.
Comment and tell me what you want to happen next to poor Sousuke. The more it amuses me, the better.
the pixies - where is my mind
the pixies - cecilia ann
the beatles OR eric clapton - while my guitar gently weeps <-- eric clapton DOES NOT suck.
the like - what i say and what i mean
the postal service - such great heights <-- LOVE this song
the postal service - the district sleeps alone tonight
the postal service - brand new colony
toy box - best friend
electric six - gay bar <-- snark.
soad - kill rock 'n' roll
nine inch nails - starfuckers inc.
nine inch nails - hand that feeds
nine inch nails - only
depeche mode - it's no good
muse - sunburn
offspring - keep 'em separated <-- someone PLEASE say you have this
oasis - don't look back in anger
oasis - wonderwall
nirvana - smells like teen spirit
nirvana - heart-shaped box
nirvana - rape me
the verve - bittersweet symphony
the ramones - blitzkrieg bop
the ramones - poison heart
dead or alive - you spin me around
junior senior - move your feet
the strokes - heart in a cage
new order - blue monday
new order - bizarre love triangle
rolling stones - paint it black
tegan and sara - walking with a ghost
yeah yeah yeahs - cheated hearts
yeah yeah yeahs - pin
yeah yeah yeahs - maps
yeah yeah yeahs - date with the night
coheed and cambria - welcome home