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[stillxill]

ok so yesterday as i was leaving for work, i hear a cat meowing really loud. as i got closer to my car it got louder, and then i saw that it was a little cat stuck up in a tree. i tried getting it down, but it was too high up. i needed a ladder and fuck if i have one. i called cathy and she told me to call firemen to come get it down. and since that only happens in movies and i was late for work at this point, i left.

when i came home it was still up there. the cat had seriously been up there all day trying to balance on this skinny ass branch. nathan eventually got a hose and sprayed it till it jumped down. so ridiculous.

equal ridiculousness: nathan catching a napkin of fire last night and scorching his knuckle hair off. holy shit.