So I caved, couldn't wait any longer, and went ahead and bought book 7.
I've always kinda liked the Remus x Sirius shipping, so
...omg. You could barely stand to look at your brand-new wife, Remus, and I was starting to wonder. And now you've made a "grave mistake"? You wish you hadn't married Tonks and gotten her pregnant? Is this really all about making Tonks an outcast? (Answer: you can't fool me, lawlz. :D)
Wow. After the movie, and now all the Lupin-angst... it's bringing the fandom back. And I haven't liked gay shipping since... iunno. My senior year, I think.
However, it did make my night.