Hypocrites, you're all here for the very same reason

Jul 13, 2006 14:04

Yoinked from chaineddove.

Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions underneath. Do not look at the questions beforehand.

1. Doumeki Shizuka (xxxHOLiC)
2. Fye D. Flowrite (Tsubasa RESEVoir CHRONiCLES)
3. Touya Akira (Hikaru no Go)
4. Sha Gojyo (Saiyuki)
5. Fuji Syuusuke (Prince of Tennis)
6. Fuji Wataru (Only the Ring Finger Knows)
7. Kunimitsu Tezuka (Prince of Tennis)
8. Ichihara Yuuko (xxxHOLiC)
9. Suppie (Cardcaptor Sakura)
10. Tsukishiro Yukito (Cardcaptor Sakura)
11. Touya-ou (Tsubasa RESEVoir CHRONiCLES)
12. Fujisaki Suguru (Gravitation)

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

I would have to say Touya-ou, thought Wataru wouldn't be horrid either.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Oh god. So very hot...

3. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

I'm sorry, but the thought of Suguru sending Yuuko anywhere kills me dead. ^^ Though, I suppose that it would have to be Suguru sending Yuuko to Yuki's house to retrieve the wayward Shuichi so that they can practice. Yuuko, in turn, sends Watanuki and Doumeki because, why do it herself when she has slaves a part time worker and Doumeki at her beck and call? Is it successful? Yes, because Watanuki doesn't want his pay docked. XD

4. What is or would be 9's favorite book?

Suppie? Well, it would have to be either "The Bible of Sweets" by Watanuki Kimihiro or "Understanding the Mind of a Drunken Re-Incarnated Wizard" by Ichihara Yuuko.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

I just can't see it happening either way. Wataru to Fai or Fai to Wataru? As it stands, Fai has sworn fealty to Ashura-ou (we'll not mention the capturing and sealing of said king and Fai's subsequent running away), and Wataru has sworn himself to Yuichi. Just ain't happening.

6. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

I feel sorry to Suppie or Yukito. Fuji, of course, would find Suppie absolutely delightful and would play with him and feed him and care for him and torture him and give him to Inui for experiments. With Yuki, he'd find someone to do all the housechores and willing to eat anything. I'd have to say Yukito and Fuji, because Yue would protect Yuki from the evil machinations of my sweet little Fuji.

7. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Fai, Tezuka, and Suguru? Oh god. That is crack waiting to happen. >.< Let's see. They go for takoyaki and discuss the finer points of their particular arts: magic, tennis, and synth. Because, really, none of them have anything remotely in common. Although Suguru would be able to deal with Fai because of his practice with Shuichi.

8. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Akira and Yukito? They're both way too polite to do such things. Yuki would win, mostly because ain't no way in hell Yue is letting Yuki die; he'd have Touya on his ass, and then Sakura would be left with only Kero-chan as protection. Oh noes!

9. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would he get it back?

Doumeki stole Yuuko's sake? She'd have Watanuki seduce it back.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

"The Subtle Art of Laps and Manipulation"

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

Gojyo spots Yuuko and wants a date, but she says only if he'll do something for her, to which he readily agrees. So she sends him on a mission with Doumeki to retrieve uber!special!sake because Watanuki is on vacation. Because, really, I can't see them sharing the same fic. At all.

12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

I would be in such better shape... ::cries:: Other than that, I think we'd get along okay... Quiet time is a blessing.

13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

::tons of thoughts whirling in mind:: Teach me to play Go. ^^ what did you think I was going to say? :P

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

No, but one or two them write CCS!Touya. ^^ There is no love for TRC!Touya-ou. ::pout::

15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Fai between Fuji and Gojyo? He'd probably pick Gojyo only because Gojyo is easy to annoy. ^^ Fai could save himself if it came down to it.

16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

"Please! Let's not fight!'

17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

"I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" or "Whip It".

18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Doumeki has the mad reflexes, yo. And can never turn down food.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

"Hey little boy, would you like some candy?"

20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

Oh boy. It could be so many things... The planning and execution of the murder of one Mizuki Hajime. The motive? He touch Yuuta on the arm.

21. What is 6's secret?

He has his belly button pierced. XD

22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

Suppie. He has wings.

23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

They're both pretty reliable. If Shindou were involved, though, I'd trust Tezuka. If Fuji were involved, I'd trust Akira.

24. "1(Doumeki) and 9(Suppie) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4(Gojyo)’s sinister secret organization. 11(Touya-ou) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11(Touya-ou) is actually a spy for 4(Gojyo). Meanwhile, 4(Gojyo) has kidnapped 12(Suguru), in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5(Fuji), they seek out 3(Akira), who gives them what they need to complete their quest." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it?

Gojyo as a bad guy is awesome! XD Touya having the key to end it all? God. He'd make them beat him at Go before thinking they're worthy enough. ^^ Touya-ou as a spy? Not computing. And Doumeki and Suppie teaming up? XD Mokona would be jealous. And poor Suguru getting kidnapped. T-T

I don't think that this amount of crack would be safe enough to leash upon the unsuspecting world. >.< Who would read it? Those brave enough. Who'd write it? I don't know. :P

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Buchou killed the dinosaurs. ^^ Yuuko has uber!strong!magic powers. It's a toss up. :P

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